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The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.
How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it's more of a zoophilia, right?
"Robosexuality", according to Futurama.
"The good book 3.0 saith, 'Thou shall not lie down with a human! Nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between!'" - Preacherbot
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JFC watch your language there are kids on here
That's the other way around human -> robot
Homosexuality then!
Wait.
"Anthroposexuality" might be the term,. you're looking for.
(Might spoil the original pun but opens a lot of really weird questions.)
Just build a robot that understands consent, easy
Unfortunately, that may be more difficult than it sounds, because many meatbags struggle with the concept even today.
Copilot certainly isn't getting it.