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[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“Loud, juicy and legendary” crush

And thank GOD it has no soy

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know Americans don't know what a soybean actually looks like. But it doesn't look like somebody stepped on a hotdog.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hairy green nutsacks

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

those nutsacks are good off the plant too.
i used to hike through a park with a working farm and just snack on the remnant plants after they harvested,

i got really good at peeling that hairy skin off and squeezing them out one by one lol

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is why I browse this site.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Come for c/news, stay for the beanis