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[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 115 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein's island, according to the new email release...

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 113 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How is it known that Bubba is Clinton?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

People are just speculating, there's no proof. But Bill Clinton did have the nickname Bubba

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 80 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 127 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Holy shit a gay won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling...

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago

I choked on air cackling at this thought

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I didn't think Putin was on Epstein's island? And please don't refer to it as "juicy" ew

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

This one, officer.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

The word you’re all looking for is creamy.

Gonna go barf in the sink now.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The pee tapes were ~~supposedly~~ from a Moscow hotel with Russian hookers. Context was that it was a room Obama, not Clinton, had stayed in.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 33 points 2 days ago

Importance: High

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

....

Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

This... we gonna be running god damned marathons.


To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

this is just so god damned juicy

Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

He's an anti-queer piece of shit. Go ham! He deserves exactly as much respect as he gives to the women and girls he's raped

[–] Xella@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can somebody translate that interaction? I don't get most of it.

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

It's a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

lol Maga gotta be happy about it

[–] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"It's not gay to suck someone's dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick"

Basically the Inverted Glory Hole Argument.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

opposite, but I'm sure the fox news bimbo that says "if there's grass on the field it's not pedo" will say your version next.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

"Something something fake democrats" I expect

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!