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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 3 days ago (6 children)

ill never understand how "married women are expected to change their name to their husband’s" is still a thing in the 21st century

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 days ago (3 children)

To me, the real issue is that the entire process is one giant double standard which is built on that expectation. At least it is in the US.

If a woman wants to change her last name to her husband's, it's fairly easy. She can just mail a form to the Social Security Administration and use her SS card to get a new photo ID.

If a man wants to change his last name to his wife's, he has to hire an attorney and get a court order.

[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I guess this is the US of A? Here in a northern European country you get the option when you marry to keep your names, combine both, only keep the husband's or only keep the wife's.

Now that's the way to do it.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

In Spain, since the 16th century, the wife keeps her last name, and father and mother last names are used, the order of which can be changed.

Also, after your 18th birthday you can change it to whichever order you want.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've wondered, though, what happens when the kid gets married and has a kid?

When Juan Acevedo-Rodriguez marries Mariana Cortez-Garza, what is their kid's last name?

Edit: disregard, I should have kept scrolling, someone already answered my question.

[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not to detract from your general point, but no, you don't need an attorney to change your name in (at least most of) the US, especially if you have a reason you can put on a simple court filing like "marriage". It is somewhat unnecessarily complicated by paperwork, but you definitely don't need a lawyer and it isn't recommended to pay for one for something so simple.

I know this because I'm transgender and have changed my entire name, and looked up the process in multiple states.

That's good to know. Still more complicated than it should be but not as bad as I thought.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You had to do it in multiple states? Or was it a One State to Rule them All situation? Serious question, by the way.

[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I looked into the process in multiple states cause I was moving around from state to state at the time I wanted to change it, and while I'm originally from Michigan and would have to go through them for birth certificate changes (so yes, kinda one state to rule them all), the rest of the legal name change process is done wherever you currently live.

Oh, sheesh! That's tough! I hope you were able to get it done and registered and that you are now called by your heart's name.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 3 days ago

It’s even worse in Japan, where married women are legally required to take their husband’s name. (There is mounting pressure to reform this, though the conservative ruling party is dragging its feet.)

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I find it weird that it’s an expectation but I don’t think it’s weird that some women like to do it. My wife wasn’t going to change her name, but decided last minute to take my name because she wanted to share a name with any kids we’d end up having and we both agreed we’d want our kids to have my last name. Now we almost have our daughter (our first) and she has no regrets. But I wouldn’t have been upset if she kept her name. She’s got a far cooler last name than me anyway. Maybe I should’ve taken hers. Oh well.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (9 children)

It’s easier that everyone in the family has the same surname imo

So the kids get double surnames?

Do their kids get quadruple surnames? Where does it end?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Spanish system is superior:
FirstName(s) Parent1LastName Parent2LastName

To clarify it's the first last name of both parents, and you can choose the order with the condition all children of same parents must have the same order.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just pushes the issue down one generation…

[–] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Parent1 B C, Parent2 J K

Makes Child1 C K

(or Child1 K C)

...

Parent3 B A, Parent4 J H

Makes Child2 A H

(or Child2 H A)

...

Child1 and Child2 become Parent5 and Parent6

Parent5 C K, Parent6 A H

Child3 K H

(or Child3 H K)

...

it seems to work pretty well (ends up preferring people with two surnames, which is an ok amount of surnames)

[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

flamingo said, a couple comments up, that it's the first last name of both parents. So Child1 should be B J or J B, Child2 should be the same and Child3 should hence be B B, B J, J B, or J J depending on what 1 and 2 chose. Right?

[–] copd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The whole system collapses if you have a child with someone who has "chosen" a different family surname order.

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I agree with the fact that it's easier for everyone to share the same name, especially when one parent travels alone with the kids. It's such a faff (with good reasons) if you don't have the same.

The issue is more that it's often assumed that the wife has to take the husband's name by default, rather than it being ultimately a choice between the couple.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Well wouldn’t mind if it was the other way around, but I appreciate that there is a rule, so no one gets offended when you ditch a generational name.

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Couples I've known who both had double-barrelled surnames before marriage generally combined one of the names from each of their names to create a new double-barrelled name, which is what their new family and kids use. E.g. A-B marries X-Y and they become B-Y or X-A or whatever.

Sometimes, the missing parts of the surname get given to specific children as middle names. Which is a nice way of acknowledging older family members without burdening your kid with an old or boring name.

[–] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Here, there is no surname. every name is a given name. Yes, even something like Abdul Juan Michael Obama Pierre can be a full given name of one guy.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

where I live, kids still usually take on their father’s name (sometimes the names are combined), but the mother almost never takes on her husband’s name. so yes, usually the mother will be an outlier in her family, last name wise.

i don’t think mothers were i live are less connected to their family because of it, tho

(altho, personally, i still don’t like the fact that it’s expected for kids to take on their father’s name, it feels like a relic of a shitty system better left in the past)

[–] Mmagnusson@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Icelandic patronyms like to have a word. You can have a 4 person family and nobody has the same "last name"

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which, like most Icelandic peculiarities, is adorable, but doesn’t scale well, especially with the pool of available names being restricted by the Naming Committee (in Iceland, it is illegal to give a child a name that is not on a list of approved names). With under 400,000 people in the country, and almost no family names, Icelandic phone directories apparently list people’s nicknames as well, so you don’t call the wrong Gunnlaugur Þóraresson by mistake.

[–] Mmagnusson@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Nicknames are not listed, but profession is. However, I find claims of it "not scaling well" to be strange given there are three million "Smiths" in the US and most of which are entirely unrelated.

Also, you can ask the committee to add new names, and they do let quite a few weird ones enter every month.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The legal use is 2 surnames, father mother, people can often recite combinations to several generations back, but that is really ancdotic, although it makes genealogy pretty straight forward

[–] Potatar@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Right... As long as people were faithful (90%)

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Still works, it's just the DNA that doesn't get passed along.

[–] Potatar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How? You assign your father as your "father" but your real father is your uncle. Then this wrong info is passed for generations. Where is the error correction term?

In this form, it's as useful as normal Surnames.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

I agree it's so much eeasier. It's kinda weird how much stuff gets easier when you just say "that's my wife/husband". It magically erodes a lot of barriers. People rarely check, but if they do they seem to only go as far as making sure the last names match.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wellcome to the Spaniard custom, probably older than your country 🫠

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eh weird dig considering a lot of other European countries do it that way. It's not just the US or Canada.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

It's not really a dig on the age and the custom of the US, but a dig on the incredulity with which the system that has been in place for tons of generations in Spain was presented by the commenter. Let me rephrase it, "the custom is older than the US, don't talk about it as if it were an alien concept".

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Women and men are both 'expected' to do a lot of various things. I think the main issue is that the average man doesn't care, while the average woman does care and adheres to the expectations.

I see this happen so often with women. They keep following some stupid, made up rules, and then complain about it afterwards. Whereas men will just ignore them. Of course, there are many women who don't have this problem, and many men who do.

It should be noted that affected people are not at fault here. Nobody chooses what personality they are born with. In many cases this is actually a positive trait. So perhaps the core issue is society abusing this characteristic.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Let's trade. Women can keep their names when they let their sons keep their foreskins.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 days ago

That's... a bizarre take on the situation.

[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Rest of the world: wat

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Whenever I've had this debate, it's always the men who are pro-circumcision, but go off I guess.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile in reality, women are more likely to support circumcision than men.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I know the plural of anecdote isn’t data but my ex wife asked me to go get her some stuff from the cafeteria and asked the nurses to have the doctor come back to circumcise our son while I was gone, after we agreed not to, and reaffirmed that we didn’t want to when the doctor first came in. Maybe I should have thought something was up when she asked me to go to the cafeteria half an hour later but it never even crossed my mind. I came back upstairs to the room and there he was, and you can’t undo it. It fucked with me so bad and a big part of it is as the father you’re really not able to be mad about anything in that environment right after your wife gives birth. He’s healthy so I guess it isn’t a huge deal, my second son isn’t circumcised. I’m not saying it had to be my way or the highway but she never even displayed a significant preference when we talked about it. Just said, yeah that’s fine, we won’t circumcise him. Then just did it behind my back. Really fucks with you and yeah it’s not a mother/father problem, it’s a society and individual problem but I’ll go off. I’m not sure how often you’ve had your debates with people but I’ve worked with several women that have said they prefer circumcised penises so they got their son(s) customized.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That would have been marriage-ending for me.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In hindsight I don’t disagree at all. I didn’t have the best life growing up and unfortunately it really took until my forties to stop being so naive in life. I spent the majority of my life as a doormat wanting to be loved and not wanting to be another abusive asshole and swung the pendulum all the way over to not having any self respect.

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It makes my work maintaining computer systems a nightmare. Mary Smith changing to Mary Taylor makes my job harder. At least on these CoTS systems, and without notice.