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I feel as if a lot of people don't grasp consent that well
People can dress how they like and they shouldn't be subjected to harassment for it
It's that simple
Unless they're wearing something reactionary, in which case, they should be egged until death
In this economy?
Exactly this.
Oh no, they certainly do.
Just bonk them in the face after they said some victimblamey stuff, and you’ll quickly see that they understand consent perfectly well. They just don’t give a shit when it happens to other people. That’s all.
What's the vegan version of egging a reactionary mf?
Tomatoes are a classic.
brick
If you want the runny/drippy sort of effect, tomatoes (especially overripe ones) can do a decent job.
Throwing rocks at them
Flax eggs
But we can freeze them first so they're hard
Rotten mango can make a splash
Throw a bag of frozen beans at them
With a sling or a slingshot
I know this is a bit off-topic, but any time the sling as a weapon is mentioned, I'm compelled to extend the knowledge that, during the Spanish civil war, on the republican side (which had severe shortages due to the lack of international intervention against fascists except for the USSR), there were herders slinging fucking hand grenades with their sling, and it's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Are hand-grenades vegan?
No, you put them in a sock and swing it like a flail
That's for when you close distance and get in melee range. Up till that point I'm flicking my bean in the enemy's general direction
oh dear
Load them into a blunderbuss and fire it like it's grapeshot.
Why not both?
rotten tomatoes are a classic.
Bunya nut cannon