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This is a Seinfeld bit. This is the b plot of a fucking sitcom from 30 years ago. Deeply unserious country.
there was literally a bit in a recent Netflix show where the POTUS demands that his shower be of maximum pressure and water temperature. a white house engineer works tirelessly to give him what he wants and then gets zero recognition for his efforts
the timing is pretty weird because that show just came out like 2 weeks ago
Ah yes, The Residence
Just watched that episode too
Guess I can finally buy a Commando 450
He was mad about the low flow toilets in the previous term. Toilets are whatever you me but I don't drive or anything so would really like go have a shower that makes ne feel better when I'm sore by blasting me with really hot water. I just really like when my shower almost hurts and it makes things a bit more okay when I stand in it for a half hour before beesing to face the say sometimes. Everyone else gets to drive a fucking, I was want to be hit with a boiling hot firehoss when I need it
I imagine I would also be mad about low flow toilets if my diet consisted solely of mcdonald's and diet cokes