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[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 88 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The politician from Ohio is so concerned about making sure people have children. Normal people might remember Ohio as the state that rejoiced over the miracle of a pregnant 11-year-old.

Kamala could gain points with normal people (including surrounding swing states) just by mercilessly dunking on Ohio until November.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 54 points 3 months ago

Making your entire campaign about shitting on your opponent for being from Ohio will always result in a 49-state victory, with the opponent pulling a Mondale Special

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

And of course, the one state the opponent wins is NOT Ohio.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

Ohio doesn't make bright people. I got family there. I'm probably among the smartest in my family and that isn't saying much. I have a cousin in Ohio that is in a union and argued with me one time that unions aren't socialist because he pays dues. That was his reasoning. Not a single wrinkle is that man's brain.

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Capitalism is when workers pool their resources to bargain with their bosses collectively

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, kinda. On paper, this is how Capitalism works

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

tbf, trade unions were among the fiercest enemies of early European socialist parties since they have a well defined place in the Capitalist system. Unions are not needed in a liberated society

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Here's another bad thing about Ohio:

[CW: Meat] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyline_Chili

That shit isn't even chili. And it isn't spaghetti sauce either. It's the food equivalent of a "taint".

[-] MarxMadness@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I wandered around drunk at 2 AM in Cincinnati and couldn't find any; that's the real crime

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I think Skyline is good, actually, but I always appreciate when people bag on Ohio.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, he's one of those quiverful (but tech rather than church) guys iirc

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