gotta walk around with a pocket full of fries so you’re never out of ammo.

ah, remember water?

image searching trump and biden is serious research

aka show tunes

Tetris

“i need maynard” really puts it over the top

printing this thread, eating it, and turning it into shit. magic

why is the coke that much

this summer i got drunk and fell asleep in a hot tub. glad i didn’t drown! (my back was covered in cup-like marks from the air jets though. almost as bad)

real men don’t even dong it anymore

yes unless it’s wrapped in a bandanna, tied to a stick and slung over a shoulder

miss, this is a canteen and i’m clint eastwood