Physicians asked the subject if he would prefer a Bud Light and were stunned to get a 5000 word response about how the beer had gone Woke.
"I love my cool son"
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Hell yeah brother
I'm ngl, that last line actually made me ugly laugh tear up from the sadness but beauty in resilience.
The one good Tool fan
Uncool sons btfo
Reminds me of the "Lock In" sci-fi series of a future society in which a significant portion of the population gets afflicted by an illness that causes total paralysis with no loss of mental acuity
If this happened in the real world the government would just let them all die
I think this is a reality for folks with disabilities in 
Nightmare fuel
we stan a cool son
hospital admin with abusive practices rn 
“i need maynard” really puts it over the top
Much better than "My removed wife did it to me". (In case there were some accident that causes it.
You don't even need a brain implant, just a fancy small mri-like grid on your head and about 20h of training an ai-model to let it recognise different words from brain activity.
If you don't trust me: https://youtu.be/-HYbFm67Gs8?si=bhrXAhfMoM2da8Jh
It just takes time to get this to wor if you want to train words, it could be much much faster by just training the alphabet so that you might be able to think like you're reading your own sentences.
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