They can't help themselves. The intrusive thoughts take over.

I don't care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

Politicians are just getting more orange. I'm hoping that in 50 years (if civilization survives) American politicians are going to be doing their speeches in full on kabuki style make-up. I want to be hearing debates between two oni.

Strawberry plants grow very close to the ground. I know there's techniques to raise them and I'm sure there are varieties that are taller but that thing looks fake as hell.

I'd like to find a game that's similar to this but the game doesn't have to be open. Like a single player game that I can play for a while but then stuff continues to happen while I am at work, like EVE's player leveling system or other MMOs with similar mechanics. The only mechanics I've found like that in single player games are dumb crafting things that happen in real time.

Any JRPG. I don't want to sit through a YA novel, please, just give me the jank ass combat.

My CZ75b came without a rail. There are plenty of rail free pistols still being made.

Brother's nice as hell.

It's harder to be known for a role when most people won't know you're playing the role.

Is there an unfunny reason?

Notably, maximization of animal suffering is a key element to both.

God says it makes the meat taste better.

I don't understand how people can say this. I saw both mad max movies in theaters, and the CG was so immersion breaking in both for me. Not just bits of odd looking shots here or there, but the majority of the movies. It looks like they did sky replacement or some other monkeying around. All the lighting looks off and there's that classic grey-washing on edges throughout. I don't know what I'm talking about; I just know it looks ass to me and I wish it didn't because they're fun movies.