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[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I'd watch this though I don't think Bautista would take this role anymore

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Wait, 4chan is still around? And people are mining it for memes?

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why are you sharing posts from a Nazi forum?

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think twitter could make post that big

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

You couldn't until Musk Elongated the limit

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cuz I got this meme from a slightly more acceptable nazi forum (facebook)

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago

It's disturbing how I heard all of this with the right accents in my head

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck does even happen in dark souls? Part of why I gave up was having absolutely no clue what the story or setting was meant to be and therefore having no sense of direction or motivation. From what I recall something in the past with dragons and a bunch of fire and now I'm a dead guy in a hole who fights skeletons and leaves the hole and then proceeds to wander around for no specific reason.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Gods grew fearful and jealous of the revolutionary and communistic nature of humanity and so cursed them to a never-ending cycle involving zombies and a glorified tournament arc where the victor sacrifices the souls of countless beings they've slain to sustain a physical but continuously diminishing ball of fire that somehow also metaphysically sustains the power of said gods

Humans are tricked into participating in this eternal Ponzi scheme through massive social engineering and religious propaganda that extols humans to reject their sinful nature and sacrifice themselves to save the world on behalf of the gods

I'm not kidding by the way, this is the meta of the series' plot

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Was this in thr GameCube one? I didn't play that as much

Edit: I'm in a conversation about Kojima directing an Fzero game and got confused. Keeping it in

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes the forgotten classic, Dark Cubes

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look, I knew 2004 segw took over f zerosjd it's story for a game and it sounds pretty sonic and the never ending tournament thing sounds like a death race is plausible here.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Something about cleansing a taint and killing a loathsome dung eater

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you're cleansing the taint but someone else is the loathsome dung eater? Seems like a glass house situation here.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The moral of the story is "don't stow thrones"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I bet that's funnier if you've played the game

[–] dung_Eater@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

please leave me out of this

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Civilization was a mistake

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sid Meier and his consequences

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Ordinary Americans casting Boeing 737 MAX fuselage sections in their backyard forges:

"I got pig iron! I got pig iron! I got ALL pig iron!"

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

I feel like i just drank from the garden hose

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Still more fun than the games don't @ me

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Struggle session activate

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

It's okay bro, you can just say you're bad. You don't have to be good at everything.

[–] leninmaycry@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

@grok summarize this for me