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omg he admit his department is a made up grift!
I barely drink soda as it is but I'd go for some middle eastern brands, probably have real sugar too.
Faygo.
[distant WOOP WOOP]
Was he abducted by reptilians like Elvis was?
Obama. Hillary. Biden. Cheney. Kamala.
The ADULTS are finally back in the room, sweetie 
What's worse are the racist chuds probably seething at this because WTF BASED ELON LOVES CHYNER?!
Yeah for a second I thought he actually posed for this picture. Dreaming it up in Grok is 100 times more pathetic.
He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.
Tell him, "beam me up pupperonski" and that will shut him right up.
Is his name Fredrick?
Update: A small edit has been made to the title to change the assertion to a question. While the findings of Enriched Uranium in high concentrations in Gaza and southern Lebanon are concerning, they may not yet point to the use of nuclear weapons (called tactical nukes). The findings are concerning enough by themselves to warrant further investigation, which we can safely assume will be blocked at every turn by “Israel” and the United States should someone try to make it happen.
Pretty much this. It's going to be blocked if anyone tries to investigate this further, although I'm not surprised in the least if Israhell was using tactical nukes on Gaza.
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Naturally they're hooked for life and will never leave or reproduce or bother anyone again. It'll be a full VR system that lets them live in 1952 where white men are in charge and the women are sex appeal.
It's much more humane than y'know 
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Conservatives picture this when they imagine abortions:
(hexbear.net)
Someone get the mom a rifle too!
Why did I put this in the dunk tank STUPID