IhaveCrabs111

joined 9 months ago
[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That part is usually already done by that point.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Shit sequence engaged

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It’s just too complex for you. You’ll never understand things like regression charts, Fibonacci patterns and crime

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

“They were just lies to ~~get idiots~~ trick people to vote for him” - Trumpf voters trying to ~~put the square shape into circle~~ make sense of the world

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I heard he doesn’t return his trolley

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve spent the last 8 years writing my magnum opus about a back alley horse who is best friends with a mosquito and they travel the countryside solving low level crimes like jaywalking and public swearing.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

“Move fast and break things” - arrogant fucks

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Good advice. Adopted cats do taste the best 👍

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wow we really are living in the future.

It fucking sucks.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The reasonable response would be to thrown deep fryer oil on them

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Rich great white sharks, always keeping down the common shark folk like the shovel nose and the hammer head. Honourable mention to the grey nurse shark.

 
 
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