I don't give a shit
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Same here. I just abandon it instead of taking, giving or whatever it is that some people do.
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It's not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. "A shit" in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
Or in other words “shit” is a verb here being used a diminutive of the act which is the noun. Like when you take a run, or take a ride, take a walk, or take a hike.
Take ~= have ~= do
Take a break == have a break, but a break isn't a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for "do the actions required to constitute a break"
I don't want to have a shit, either -- I'm trying to get rid of the dang thing!
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Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that's beautiful.
Oooo new debate: push vs pull
I like ESL wording of "make poop/shit"
Reminds me of the ASL sign for it
Ich scheisse.
"I'm going to take a shit."
"Well don't take any of mine! I'm saving those for later!"
Make a shit
That part is usually already done by that point.
I dunno. Maybe it’s not called shit when it’s still inside you? Like a magma/lava situation?
One man's "leave a shit" is another man's "take a treasure"
100% original realization, way to think of it.
So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone's gotta take it.
Sure. But it's not you.
Wait... is... is it you?
That's irrelevant. But if someone leaves it, someone else will have to take it, is what I'm saying. Like in general.
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Shit as a verb, not a noun.
That's the bizarre thing about English. Maybe native English speakers don't really think about it, but as someone looking at this mess from the outside, I can tell you that it's really nice when verbs and nouns are distinct.
I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.
Tru. Im gonna go with "commencing shit" from now on
Shit sequence engaged
Don't start no shit, won't be no shit
You've never "taken a break" or "taken a time-out" or "taken a nap"?
It's not like "taking a X" is a foreign construct.
I take a break, a nap and a time out because Inwant those things for myself. I don't want shit.
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English is the shit we keep taking
I'm going to have a shit. Which doesn't sound quite right either when you look at it that way.
At least in New Zealand that usage would not be that uncommon
Hey im leaving a shit right now!
Sir, I believe you left this behind.
Under the restaurant table.
I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Psssh. Beat it, chick. I’m taken.
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Taken a shit.
I prefer the phrases "imma go shake a tit"
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