Blue MAGA Twitter is genuinely insane like remember the kids in cages discourse that lasted years under Trump and never stopped under Biden?
no you dont understand the cages are gilded now
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HYPOCRISY OF CONSERVATIVES YOU FUCKING COCKROACH I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO SURVIVE
And, news flash, THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT THEIR PARTY'S HYPOCRISY EITHER
On 
politics the Brandon fart-huffers keep saying “Biden is doing what most Americans want” on the border and then posting polls to prove it. Simultaneously, if there’s any mention of his approval ratings or his chances of winning reelection, then all polls are fundamentally flawed and should not be trusted because the only people who ever participate in them are old fogeys with landlines.
Which way, Brandon Bros?
"It's okay to be racist cause other people are" is such a quintessential liberal take
turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Ah but you don't understand, tankies invented racism to end debate, therefore what we're doing isn't real racism :smuglord:
Also ignore all of those polls showing what Americans actually want i.e. universal healthcare, higher taxes on the wealthy, free education, etc.
Polls only have utility when they're confirming my biases or proving how dogshit Amerikkka is, otherwise I will make up a reason to dismiss them!
they arent wrong
americans are reactionary and this is why trump will win
“Republicans voted against this immoral and blatantly fascist act” isn’t the own they think it is
"When they do fascism it's bad, when we do it, it's good." 
Would be better if that was the reason they didn't vote for it.
Still continues to show there's never a point to compromise with gop when they'll water down everything then still torpedo it when it's exactly what they want
Have our resident liberal lurkers got anything to add regarding this news? They were pretty chatty yesterday blowing smoke up Biden's ass in multiple threads, but pretty quiet today
fuck I missed lib chapoposting yesterday??? 
A few libs with Hexbear accounts came out of the woodwork to show their asses regarding voting for Biden. One of them was a debate pervert who literally said "I may be more lib than you but rest assured that is purely organic and not insidious", and got banned. 
fuck I missed it by doing real world things, what a fool I was 
edit: all I did was cut and weld metal poorly for funsarinos and GPS brackets, I am truly a rube
Don't worry, comrade. We dealt with the libs so that you could weld in peace. 
I may be more lib than you but rest assured that is purely organic and not insidious
New tagline
I may be more lib than you but rest assured that is purely organic and not insidious
banger of a site tagline tbh
it's fine because it'll help the border and the courts will strike it down
What I've seen so far
Helping "the border" instead of helping other human beings while using those humans as a political ball for our dogshit courts to juggle. Great stuff!
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This "We're surrounded by people who hate." comment thread caught my eye.
Mike Johnson already came out this morning and called this “too little, too late”. That’s their spin
I notice the Speaker keeps echoing the racist Great Replacement Theory and nobody seems to care.
It’s not that people don’t care, it’s that it’s really a “throw it on the pile” situation.
A large percentage agree. THAT'S the problem. We're surrounded by people who hate. It's gross.
And they'll just invent other things to get angry about. Whatever Biden gives them they will ignore and figure out a new line of attack to feed their base with rage so they vote for Trump.
THE STOP GIVING THEM THINGS 
Oh, is that the guy who libs wanted democrats in Congress to defend from ousting? Or is it the slightly more fascist guy the libs wanted the democrats in Congress to defend from ousting?
The "next guy will be as fascist as Trump but competent at getting the policies done" predictions were right and about Biden lmao
4 years ago
they're talking about ron desantis
today
they were warning us about biden
Everyone (not here) was mad at me when i said i preferred trump over biden a couple of years ago because their domestic policy was indistinguishable and trump's foreign policy was more isolationary
Historical materialism gives you the power of prophecy
im having trouble keeping track of all this harm reduction
Went to that Twitter account to self harm on the clock. Here are other highlights:
BREAKING: New reporting indicates that President Biden has significantly decreased inflation, including decreasing prices for groceries and gas.
Doesn't even know that less inflation is different from deflation
BREAKING: Due to President Biden’s hard work on lowering costs, Costco’s new Finance Chief has announced $1.50 hot dogs are here to stay.
Reader added context:
Costco's $1.50 combo is a strategic decision, known as a loss-leader: The company is willing to lose money selling the hot dogs at that price as long as it helps Costco draw in and retain customers
And then some shit that credits biden for peace talks (which instreal rejected!) and ignores his support for genocide). I can't look at this lib shit any longer
Deeply unserious and insufferable. 
listen sweaty trump is not a competent fascist, and that's why you should vote for biden because he's a very competent fascist 
-Biden Wins
-Policy that is actually incredibly harmful to people.
He just stay winning
dont yall see?? if Biden doesn't implement these sorts of things then Trump will!! is that what you want??
thank you joe for being the martyr we all needed 
Next month Biden will win over the voters by declaring mar-a-lago a tax haven
Why would someone write this? Do they have a political vision that goes beyond wanting a democrat to govern?
Biden Wins: New policy announced would allow vampires to feed on babies.
Most democrats are going to vote for Biden anyway because blue Hitler is better than red Hitler, and now he can reach out to Republican voters too.
Would you rather have 100% Hitler or 99% Hitler (1% measurement error)?
100% Hitler or asymptotic 100% Hitler?
This dumb asshole is going to lose to a felon that half the country hates with a passion. It's almost impressive.
Democrats once again doing their damndest to reach out to the kind of voters who would never in a billion years vote Team Blue.
Most progressive president folks.
"our cracker of choice is better at being trump than trump himself" isn't the own libs think it is
It's the dunk tank.
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