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Also: “he eats food” and “sleeps”
I cannot wait for the further groundbreaking revelations that await us when this biographer finally publishes his earth-shattering book.
Breaking news - he doesn't like taxes; does like porn stars.
I’m pretty sure that I know one porn star he really does not like
Anymore
"I slept with you because you reminded me of Ivanka, but you're actually a Tiffany."
In other news water is wet.
Water is not wet. Wetness arises from the interaction between a liquid and a solid surface. In other words, wetness is a property that occurs when water or another liquid comes into contact with a solid object.
I am not smart enough to understand you. Water is wet and the sky is blue.
Btw, the sky is not blue, it just appears that way sometimes due to how the light from the sun refracts through the Earth’s atmosphere.
It also appears a full range of other colors, including no color at all.
I keep half expecting him to compare himself to legends:
"You know who else was sentenced to prison? Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela. Great men and I'm honored to serve with them."
To which the response needs to be "Yeah, so did Hitler."
He kept Mein Kampf on his nightstand, that response would come across as a positive to Trump and his fans.
I just want him to serve at least a single day in prison because they'd have to search him. Thoroughly.
"You have to search me WHERE?!?! That's preposterous!"
Prison guard: Take the toupée off Mr Trump
It gets the hose too. Orange water everywhere.
Trump can't pronounce preposterous. Way too many syllables.
Even the diaper?
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