Also once you managed to get a napkin, they clean about as well as aluminum foil.
this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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Tbf that’s mostly because they come in two varieties, overfilled (which behave as the image describes) and empty.
We overfill them so you can't use them. Malicious compliance.
Amazing
Just put the extra napkins in your pocket/bag, now you never need to buy tissues.
one fun trick though if you can carefully peel back the top half of one napkin and then pour a silly amount of salt inside, then tuck the napkin top back in.. so when your dad comes back and yanks you guys out some napkins it triggers PTSD and then while you're laughing thats when you realize thats the last time Dad will come back.
so worth it.
To me this looks like a Doctor Who episode. We have the Dalec and the Tardis in the scene 😂
Oh wow you're right, now I see it as well
Stick it in stable diffusion image2image.
personally i'm a fan of tearing off everything except a small corner of a napkin