No one would recognize him without the beanie.

can you imagine how boring that conversation was

Bottom buttoning a jacket is the fashion equivalent of not peeling the protective clear plastic off a new electronic device. I don't give a flying fuck about fashion and even I feel like there is some degree of willfull ignorance required to do it. They should really just be sewn shut by default.

Pretty much any formal event (mostly weddings at this point) will have me walking up to dudes I'm friends with and unbuttoning their bottom buttons.

At least his pants fit, Stone looks like he took something off the clearance rack without trying it on and the waist/inseam measurements were reversed.

The angle makes it look like they’re both four feet tall

Making Roger Stone look good even though he had to borrow a coat from the venue to meet the dress code policy

At some point I assume Roger Stone will show up in a leather trench coat and start yelling about killing Toons

The manually rolled up pants cuffs

Zoomers would have you believe that Stone's pants fit well

Can someone explain to me what the big deal is about the bottom button? Everyone insists it's bad to button it but I've never understood why. Is it supposed to look bad? It looks fine to me, it's just a suit

He’s rich enough to not suffer the social consequences of looking like a schlub or a weirdo. Many such cases.

Pim Tool.

Tim has all the money in the world and he looks worse dudes with no fucking money. I didn't expect much from a guy who pairs a flintlock revolver with a wakizashi to pin on his wall, but come on tim you go to these places and pay people to make you look good.

Of course he's probably so god damn insufferable to deal with that anyone who gets assigned to help him, will half ass it just to get him out of the store as quickly as possible because all he'd be doing was talking out of his ass about how cool and awesome he is and how he's gonna go hang out with Roger stone, like you know who Roger stone is right? Well let me tell you.

God the horror.

The fact that he is so insanely rich will not stop being astounding to me. Most efficient system of distributing resources btw

He's so damn insecure about his hair it's funny

Tim Fool: "I'm anti establishment"

Also Tim Fool: "anyways here's why I agree with the state department that Chyna bad, here's me agreeing with everything the mainstream press does, here's me hanging out with literal ruling class ghouls like Roger Stone"

Yep totally against the ruling elites, nothing to see here.

There's a special place in the gulag for snivelling little pieces of shit fascists like beanie man here.

My favorite part is that people like Tim fawn over people like Roger, they act like they are in the same circle because they are both conservative morons. When really, Roger has no fucking clue who Tim is and is wondering why they let into the event with a beanie.

We need some South Park emojis on this site