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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 59 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isntreali shredding the Charter while simultaneously blaming everybody else for shredding the Charter is very on brand.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"l00k wHaT yE mAdE mE d0, y0u mAdE mE shId mY pAnTs... m0ds!" i-spil-my-jice

Yep, that's Israel...

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Every stunt this guy pulls is fucking lame.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Israelis doing two faced antics in front of an audience to pity-bully them into getting their way? No way!

[–] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

You just know he had imagined this being an epic display like in a scene of an overly dramatic law movie or something but instead it comes off like a skit of a dry satire lmao.

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

The ambassador is actually just making the most of the situation after the factory misinterpreted his order for a "baby shredder"

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Israel would be in favor of this.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Lady Deirdre is antisemitic smh.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

What is that, alpha centauri

Lal voting in favor of abolishing the charter.

Oh shit oh fuck

[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Never believe that antisemites are unaware of the absurdity of their replies.

[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 years ago

our sacred constitution

Israel truly is America's little brother. Founding documents never trump the will of current members despite what constitutionalists believe.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago
[–] RamrodBaguette@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They had enough sense to drop Eylon Levy for his godawful attempts at Hasbara but still use this clown?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Biden is "pausing" on shipment of weapons.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

We live in an Austin Powers movie.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Fractal projectionists, ~~they~~ YOU have absolutely endless commitment to the bit