Party leader doubling down on it:
Leave it to the libertarians to decry kids eating quinoa and sushi as extravagant while they feast on the finest imported American brainworms.
You're brain wormed if you think any food is "woke", more so if you think sushi fits that category - its literally raw meat, I thought you guys loved that barbaric "eat raw meat" caveman shit.
Hummus??? Hummus is woke???? Didn't the Israelis love it so much, they tried to claim it as their own?
We're doing "do you condemn hummus?" now? I've literally been saying that as a joke to my partner for the last few months (cause I'm lame and repeat jokes constantly) lmao.
When it evokes images of the occupation it's a wondrous exotic food, when it evokes images of Arabs it's an eeeeeeevil food.
You can literally taste the Khummus.
What country did you say it came from?
I don't wanna be a food nerd and/or weeb, but no meat is necessary for it to qualify as sushi. The only things required are vinegared rice, nori (dried seaweed), and maybe a third ingredient that's usually vegetables or seafood. The seafood doesn't even need to be raw, like smoked salmon and tempura shrimp are very common sushi ingredients. The main thing that makes it sushi is the rice.
True, I guess I'm referring more to sashimi. Sushi is kinda treated as a catch-all in American parlance, just like sake.
Sushi is kinda treated as a catch-all in American parlance, just like sake.
Fun fact: sake just means "booze" in Japanese. It is a catchall. Bud light is sake 
Still? I'm Canadian and I think everyone post silent generation understood sushi and sashimi were different things by 2010. I'm vegan and eat a LOT of sushi.
I think so, but maybe I'm too old and out of touch now 
I also have been a cook forever and generally if I'm talking about food it's with people who know what's what. So there's that too. Could go either way
It's raw meat often served to you by a man holding what's basically a sword. Bad ass shit when you think about it.
Fish is woke because to catch it I have to sit in a small, cramped boat with my best friend and whenever I see him wipe his sweaty cheeks I want to caress them and give him a kiss and that’s a sin against Jesus
Fish is effete because it has looser muscle fibers and a more delicate flavor, also it doesn't count as meat because of Christianity.
forget quinoa, couscous, and hummus
foreign sounding food is scary 
I wonder if this guy has confused internal screeching when he thinks of pizza or spaghetti, food any conservative enjoys but from a foreign country (and I know it's arguable as these two have histories that probably had aspects of them first be developed in other nations; regardless, those places aren't America).
We're not feeding your kids cheaper food, we're feeding them down to earth folksy food!
Money printing idea: make a bunch of shitty packaged food and call it "anti-woke" and say dumb shit about snowflake millennials and 5G in your ads.
I mean that's literally the selling point of that chud coffee brand that invited Rittenhouse over.
Anti woke apocalypse survival bunker buckets for $99.99
And it's just loaves of bread and a bag of beef jerky and a pack of gum
That's the sad/hilarious part; you can sell any useless/dangerous thing you want to (certain) people as long as you package it as anti-woke.
Anti woke gun defeat woke with this gun
The gun: 
I saw a video of a guy (not necessarily a chud) who stuck a stick under the trunk door of his cybertruck claiming this initial test would prove how safe the trunk door was; it snaps, and he still sticks his finger under the trunk door and gets it broken.
People would absolutely buy this gun and think it works as advertised.
That's so fucking funny, holy shit the techbro goombas aren't sending their best
Part of what's funny about the video is that he was trying to showcase a software update Tesla released, the purpose of which was specifically for making it safe to close the trunk on your fingers. He tests it with a cucumber and banana and it actually looks reasonably safe but then he does the test with his finger. Not only does the test fail but the trunk won't open so he's stuck there shocked in obvious pain and can't get his finger back out.
It doesn't actually break but he shows it afterward and it's clearly smashed with bruises and a decent sized cut from the trunk's edge. He comes back and has some excuse from tesla about it being because he tested with veggies first and the software thought he was trying to shut it with something blocking it because of the previous repeated attempts. He actually starts to test it again with his finger saying "This time it should hurt way less..." but he can't do it, he keeps pulling back right before it closes in what I might have said was finally a tiny bit of sense, only it's an instinctive reaction and he can't help it. He concludes that we'll just have to trust it from the last banana test.
Here it is if anyone wants to watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA55B1kobnw
Oh my God that's a different person, that's ANOTHER person who's done that!
If I had any porky spirit in me, I would sell "historical" meal kits of SS soldier rations to CHUD families.
"Tired of woke food? Want to eat like a real, big, bad man? Start your meal kit subscription to Goebbel up! You and your family will eat REAL food for REAL men!"
sandwiches and fruit
whoah whoah whoah this guy wants to feed my kids FRUIT?? GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA WITH THAT SHIT
Fruits are botanically the seed-bearing parts of a plant. Literally the plant equivalent of gargling balls.
My broke ass eating hummus sandwiches for lunch most days lol
How does it feel to be eating woke food?
Pretty good NGL 
you take that fucking back about hummus you reactionary piece of shit 
Hummus is Hamas.
Quinoa, couscous, and hummus are all incredibly simple to prepare in bulk and are really cheap but ok
So is sushi rice, for that matter. Maybe they just object to fish?
There has been 0 instances of conservatives doing “more” with less money, especially when it comes to the nutrition of children.
WOKE FOOD
the rest of the anglosphere really is taking "woke" to silly new places aren't they?
and it won't be woke fruits, like satsumas or kiwi fruits they force you to eat in DEI neighborhoods
good pious conservative fruits like apples and oranges only
The sweet orange, Citrus x sinensis,[10] is not a wild fruit, but arose in domestication in East Asia. It originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India,[11] and Myanmar.[12]
Central Asia is generally considered the center of origin for apples due to the genetic variability in specimens there.[24]
Lol. Lmao, even.
Imagine thinking couscous and hummus are either exotic or expensive. Or, wait, that's not what woke means.
Idk what country or party this is but 
when has a school lunch ever given students quinoa, couscous, hummus, or sushi???
Since the woke takeover 
2024
still no gay frog Pokemon
The fuck is woke food?
But I like woke food 
Glad to see that he is condemning Hummus though, huge W /s
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