Party leader doubling down on it:
Leave it to the libertarians to decry kids eating quinoa and sushi as extravagant while they feast on the finest imported American brainworms.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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forget quinoa, couscous, and hummus
foreign sounding food is scary 
I wonder if this guy has confused internal screeching when he thinks of pizza or spaghetti, food any conservative enjoys but from a foreign country (and I know it's arguable as these two have histories that probably had aspects of them first be developed in other nations; regardless, those places aren't America).
Money printing idea: make a bunch of shitty packaged food and call it "anti-woke" and say dumb shit about snowflake millennials and 5G in your ads.
I mean that's literally the selling point of that chud coffee brand that invited Rittenhouse over.
Anti woke apocalypse survival bunker buckets for $99.99
And it's just loaves of bread and a bag of beef jerky and a pack of gum
That's the sad/hilarious part; you can sell any useless/dangerous thing you want to (certain) people as long as you package it as anti-woke.
Anti woke gun defeat woke with this gun
The gun: 
I saw a video of a guy (not necessarily a chud) who stuck a stick under the trunk door of his cybertruck claiming this initial test would prove how safe the trunk door was; it snaps, and he still sticks his finger under the trunk door and gets it broken.
People would absolutely buy this gun and think it works as advertised.
That's so fucking funny, holy shit the techbro goombas aren't sending their best
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If I had any porky spirit in me, I would sell "historical" meal kits of SS soldier rations to CHUD families.
"Tired of woke food? Want to eat like a real, big, bad man? Start your meal kit subscription to Goebbel up! You and your family will eat REAL food for REAL men!"
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We're not feeding your kids cheaper food, we're feeding them down to earth folksy food!
sandwiches and fruit
whoah whoah whoah this guy wants to feed my kids FRUIT?? GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA WITH THAT SHIT
Fruits are botanically the seed-bearing parts of a plant. Literally the plant equivalent of gargling balls.
My broke ass eating hummus sandwiches for lunch most days lol
How does it feel to be eating woke food?
Pretty good NGL 
you take that fucking back about hummus you reactionary piece of shit 
Hummus is Hamas.
Quinoa, couscous, and hummus are all incredibly simple to prepare in bulk and are really cheap but ok
So is sushi rice, for that matter. Maybe they just object to fish?
There has been 0 instances of conservatives doing “more” with less money, especially when it comes to the nutrition of children.
WOKE FOOD
the rest of the anglosphere really is taking "woke" to silly new places aren't they?
and it won't be woke fruits, like satsumas or kiwi fruits they force you to eat in DEI neighborhoods
good pious conservative fruits like apples and oranges only
The sweet orange, Citrus x sinensis,[10] is not a wild fruit, but arose in domestication in East Asia. It originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India,[11] and Myanmar.[12]
Central Asia is generally considered the center of origin for apples due to the genetic variability in specimens there.[24]
Lol. Lmao, even.
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Imagine thinking couscous and hummus are either exotic or expensive. Or, wait, that's not what woke means. 
Idk what country or party this is but 
It says New Zealand in the Twitter handle.
So it's just your usual Angloid fascist brainworms
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2024
still no gay frog Pokemon
when has a school lunch ever given students quinoa, couscous, hummus, or sushi???
Since the woke takeover 
The fuck is woke food?
But I like woke food 
Glad to see that he is condemning Hummus though, huge W /s
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