get this guy a job in the white house

That image of the grim reaper going door to door, but it's just this dweeb sending out resumes.

The Forest Gump of masturbatory Silicon Valley VC investment.

Now that's what I call a Bruh moment.

i read it in reverse order the first time and i was like

and then i googled who theranos were

Someone follow this guy and let us know where he lands next so we can know which tech company is going to collapse next!

Me losing my job at Enron and applying for a position at Circuit City

Commitment to the bit.

Hey, at least they’re honest.