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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 85 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Weren't there some people worried about the end of the world with the most recent solar eclipse?

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sounds reasonable. If the sun gets stuck behind the moon there we'd be toast because we need light to see stuff and where we're driving.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We might need light for a few other things, too. :)

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Like finding the car keys in the first place!

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 6 points 2 years ago

You're right. How are we gonna ever beat Boktai without the sun?

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

Jesus. You can't even see a solar eclipse everywhere when it does happen. Travel really does broaden the mind, I suppose.

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[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

well *gestures at everything* isn't it just kind of common knowledge now?

[–] theredhood@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Well I did notice it's been hotter lately

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

At least I don’t have to clean my windscreen every time I go for a drive!

[–] neo@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Guys! Guys! I just figured it out! The last couple years, we've been living in a Monthy Python sketch! Now it all makes sense!

[–] kambusha@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So hot right now.

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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cause it ended in 2012, remember?

Remember? Before the fucking fever dream reality we entered?

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[–] dandroid@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If by "a while" you mean 1 month, then sure. There were tons of conspiracy theorists saying that the world was going to end on April 8th due to the solar eclipse.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Kinda like The Onion, such things are in a tough spot.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 25 points 2 years ago

Too obvious now.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Clearly this means it's already ended. An you sure you're not in an afterlife right now?

[–] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty much feels like it.

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[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

It already happened, we are living in the end

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

That’s because we’re now living it.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The religious groups still do, just less loudly.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Religious fanatics more like it. I remember when some guy in Russia declared himself Jesus and started a cult

[–] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not a shocking attention grabber anymore. Most people are well aware that the world is in a bad spot. Some idiots still argue about why, but most of us know why. We're in the end times. It's not biblical and no great battle will be taking place between good and evil. It's happening slowly, and increasingly hotter. The end is no longer nigh, it's here. I used to hope that we'd be better, and put in my part of the work. Now I still try, but I no longer have hope for humanity as a whole.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 18 points 2 years ago

We are living it... You don't predict what is happening already... :)

[–] Hope@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Do you mean correctly? If not, there have been several predictions this month.

There was a lot of talk relating the eclipse and Israel to the end times, and then last week there was this: A screenshot of a Fox News tweet saying that biblical numerology predicts the end of the world will be April 23rd, 2024. A date that is now a week past.

[–] PhineaZ@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OP: "No one has predicted the end of the world in a while" Lemmy: "It's the end times, the end times have come!"

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Prediction? Bro, we're chronicling

[–] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

We're big on subscription services now, can't sell subscriptions if the world is going to end.

I mean we’re kinda already living it.

  • climate spiraling out of control
  • resurgence of authoritarianism worldwide, including lots of Nazis and racial/religious supremacists (white supremacists, for sure, but for instance, Modi has done some fairly appalling shit in India with pushing Hindu supremacy over the last several years)
  • late stage capitalism
  • collapsing societal and social contracts
  • etc
[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can you "predict" a storm when it's already raining?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Well the virus was a hoax. (do I need a /s?)

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

do I need a /s?

Umm, after that shit show, yes lol

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Don't underestimate the scale of human stupidity. Most definitely need a /s.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

People do all the time. We just stopped promoting them.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I gotchu fam. It'll be next February. Check it.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're already riding it it I reckon. Should be like a deep breath out, but I think we'll eventually recover.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Hah, I agree. No need for the nutters to predict it when civilization is dangling its toes off the precipice. You can see it on the horizon. Global instability, wars, anthropogenic climate change. They’re holding their breath like the rest of us.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't really think that the author of this book believes the world will "end" this soon but anyways. This is a post apocalyptic dystopia that sets it's scene in Moscow 2033:
the book metro 2033

spoiler about the metro seriesIn the later books it kinda seems like that it's only Russia that has been nuked out of existence so really the world hasn't ended. But if you just read the first book you would not get to know that

[–] DeadWorld@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

How can you predict what's already here?

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think it’s mostly because we are in a bad state already. Things don’t feel like they’re building up for it to pop, it feels like more like a slow decline.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You don't have to when you have the data for the end of the species, we know the rock we are on will still be here just we won't.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

End Timers on youtube are alive and well, they have all just started saying it's "imminent." instead of throwing out predictions.

End Times youtube is one hell of a rabbit hole though. Would recommend!

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[–] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We've realized it's not going to be a sudden apocalypse, but a slow one

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

ITT: everyone predicts the end of the world

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