Wait, you get a puppy for being shy?

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

Time to lick my asshole

Masochist: Torment me, please.

Sadist: No. (Muhaha)

"Check out my gun! By the way I use Arch."

Did you try: sudo marry me?

Don't connect your self worth to a relationship.

And remember the percentage of living matter in this universe is basically zero, but you are part of it. And not only that, but you belong to the most advanced species we know, in the most advanced time yet. So you are pretty fucking special just by existing. You deserve your own love.

Trust me jabroni, I've tried!

These nerds told me something about pump operation only permitted with federal approved fuel containers. Bunch of bozos!

Hey, it's me, the Universe. I just wanted to say, this is no longer working for me. And if it makes you feel better, sure it's not you, it's me. Please don't call.

I agree. Example A:

No, misleadingly overspecific, but don't worry, I fixed it:

The argument is: if your rent is that cheap, you probably have a side deal going on (like extra pay or work for housing) to avoid taxes and/or social security contributions.

I'm not saying the present system is great, I'm just explaining it and unfortunately some people indeed try "save" taxes that way.