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submitted 2 weeks ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

I remember it like it was yesterday - slipping into my tracksuit chainmail and popping down to the Gregg's with good old Aslan. That was before the Dangerous Big Cats bill.

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago

This was back before English spelling was set in stone.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

This is exactly what it was like. Before Brexit.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Britain was better before brexit tbh.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 2 weeks ago

This would be the gammon equivalent of those inspirational โ€œphotosโ€ of African children who built sculptures of luxury cars out of plastic bottles that are all over Facebook.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, L'Greggs. Proper English shopping, there.

[-] Hagdos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

G&EGGS, for all your breakfast needs

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It was a simpler time, and everyone spoke proper English, y'know, cockney slang. "Melt" was a term of affection and tarmac had no rightful place in our streets.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Okay but this image is unironically heavenly

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

How many feet has that cyclist got?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

L'Greggs

Was this when the frogs ruled Neo-Doggerland?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Do not quote the ancient words to me, witch! I was there when they were written.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

The lion part is how a lot of ignorant people from Europe and the USA view South Africa lol.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Is it a bot or a bit or a bit of both

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