849
⭐ rockstar developers ⭐ (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

lol

top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Thade780@lemmy.world 74 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Aaah, the rockstar developer. The asshole feared by all sysadmin department. The fucker that pushes untested shit to production on Friday afternoon before disappearing off the grid. The son of a bitch that, while everyone is scrambling to restore production to be stable in between Friday and Saturday morning, is enjoying is life? The one that everyone knows would have been better if his mother swallowed that night, that on Monday morning is surprised and enraged that all his accounts are locked out?

That rockstar developer?

Sorry, got some issues with that living stain of shit.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Why don’t you tell us how you really feel.

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

I can see you're not ready to talk about this.

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 58 points 6 months ago

I'm currently in the "Elvis getting fat" phase.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

That's one of the most impractical pieces of advice I've ever read.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Just don’t push too hard.

[-] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 3 points 6 months ago

You've clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I've tried the former and didn't exactly find it transcendent. Wouldn't recommend it tbh.

As for the Circle K dumpster, isn't that what it's there for? 😛

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago
[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 months ago

He forgot to groom underage fans

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 months ago

No, it just takes longer.

[-] Ozy@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

ngl, thought you guys meant rockstar as in the company, which would still apply lol

[-] Cthulhus_Cuck@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Or just learn the rockstar language! You can always be a rockstar developer https://codewithrockstar.com/

[-] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What was in that syringe and who had had it on themselves?

[-] BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 28 points 6 months ago

What was in that syringe

dependencies

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

relevant talk (strongly recommended to watch the entire thing)

[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

relevant tal

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago

Is this referring to something?

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Some devs consider themselves rockstars or 10x devs, people who are just more talented at computer development. Yes, I've heard both those terms both from people referring to themselves and from management saying someone is talented.

This attitude leads to deploying code that is unsafe/breaks conventions (I know better), untested (it'll work!), poorly documented (It's obvious! If you don't know what it does, maybe you shouldn't be touching it), and generally causes problems for everyone around them.

These people typically end up owning product by themselves, which to management can look like they're doing the work of a whole team, and a form of containment for anyone who has had to work with them.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago

The comic is just so specific I feel like it has to be talking about someone specific.

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

3 star meme

Panel with dildo slapping would make it 5/7

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
849 points (99.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26666 readers
3339 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS