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[-] flan@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

cspan guy is angular, low poly count

[-] dead@hexbear.net 45 points 6 months ago

The guy on the left is some right wing youtuber. Mr Divorcelli introduces himself as a "far left political commentator" and the other dude calls himself right wing. C-Span hosted this as a debate between political youtubers.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 51 points 6 months ago

far left political commentator

shoulder-grab

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

Surprise, Destiny lying on purpose here. He's spent years seething about lefties and how he hates them. He would never describe himself as a leftist to people who would know what that means. He's only comfortable saying it because it's on TV.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

I wanna stretch his face like Super Mario 64.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago
[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

intimate, extended handshakes

Oh Klaus, komm zu mich bitte! :panting:

What is this? I wanna read more!

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

It's from Our Dumb World, the Onions's world almanac

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago
[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Mister Spaghett spaghett

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago
[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Hate how his profile has skyrocketed since the thrashing

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 6 months ago

Normal people saw a dipshit get put in his place

Racists, dumbasses, and general imperialism enjoyers saw a new face to trot out with their same old made up Zionist talking points

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

This is a deeply unserious country with a deeply unserious culture.

Also this is petty, but could Fred Durstiny really not be bothered to fix his hair at all?

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

He's too much of an intellectual to care about vanity, my dude. He's too busy working his noodle to care about what he looks like.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 months ago

No idea who these people are lol

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

I'm jealous

[-] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I only learned of the guy on the right in the recent months, all thanks to hexbear.

maybe that's the real reason for all the defederations...

(luckily, I still don't know who the guy on the left is)

[-] highalectical@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 6 months ago

This Brad guy looks like he spawned from a vat as a fully formed adult.

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I see that mr Bonacelli has decided to join the Sean Dyche school of beard grooming.

Also, Brad Polumbo is the most Bobson Dugnutt-ass name I've seen in a while.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 6 months ago

He had to shave it after a person on twitter highlighted the fucked up way he shaped the goatee/cheek connection area. I haven't looked back at pics of him with an untrimmed beard, nor do I really care to, but I assume it's because he can't grow a full beard including that connection area and tried to shape his beard to compensate for that and just fucked it up really badly. If this isn't true, please do not break my fantasy.

[-] kfc@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

at least Sean Dyche can set up a defence

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

This is absolutely cursed. I know the State Dept has done far worse, but something about them trotting out a Streamer of this sort just feels like a remarkable heinous action.

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Mr Bertolli your alfredo sauce makes me gassy

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Mr. Bernoulli I understand you know about fluid dynamics but your political beliefs are bewildering.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

They both look like soulless freaks.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Mister Beanello

Mister Stringcheesi

Master Linguisti

Mobster Fromaggi

Hamster Wheelspinni

I'm going to keep doing these and nobody can stop me

Razzle Matazzi

Joester Twoscoopi

Wimple Scarfelli

Dom Deluise

Makes-a Omletti

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Mr. Bonerpill

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

interview of the century, posad debates debatejak

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Mr. Bucciarati, stop trying to unzip me with your Sticky Fingers.

[-] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Sick tight goatee bobo

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

All I see is two punching bags???

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Mr. Duracelli

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

Few of us manage to get cheated on in an open relationship

[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Vinny from Space Balls had a kid? Who knew.

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