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I told you, I only scrub my dishes with the male gendered sponge (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Do you think I'm some kind of girl or something? disgost

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[-] seas_surround@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

they are actually different products and the scrub mommy is vastly superior

[-] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Right?! It's got a normal sponge on the other side! You get a two for one with that one!

(I do actually hate scrub daddy's, because boy howdy are they microplastic generators! They fall apart immediately, and it sucks quite a bit. I've stopped buying them because of how quickly they fall apart and just turn into horrible little bits of microplastic.)

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 5 points 7 months ago

I was just about to say that. Scrub mommy all day.

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I want the scrub dual income no kids.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Fellas, is it gay to do the dishes with a pink sponge?

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

thank god they put a bow on the logo for the scrub mommy. not nearly enough gendered-signifiers on it otherwise.

[-] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

we really dig your vibe

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Remember fellas cleaning the dishes is too important of a task to be left to a woman. It's your duty to show every woman you see that you can be A MAN and clean those dishes with your scrub daddy. Maintain a beautify and vibrant domestic life to show those woke leftists who's right!

[-] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I'm not gay bro. I only fuck the pink sponge

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I'm waiting for scrub person

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Gender reveal:

It's a sponge!

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Scrub mommy bottom-speak

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Gay!

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

simpsons but everyone is pink and marge gets to be the central focus rather than homer

...and now that I type that, there was this fan comic i saw years ago about Marge being in lesbians with the character known primarily as Ned Flander's Dead Wife