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US President George W. Bush first finds out about 9/11
Nice
I, a child, am on the right. My mother is on the left. I have just done something in public that embarassed my mother. She is whispering in my ear in a scary voice what is going to happen to me when we get home.
I hope that's pure fiction.
No, that's really a picture of my mom and I.
But you've doxxed yourselves.
Ninja edit: Never mind. You surely look different now. Carry on.
Yeah but I still get the same look on my face when the waitress leans in and whispers, "Sir, please stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks, or we'll have to ask you to leave."
stop pretending the asparagus are walrus tusks
Some people do not understand what true humor is all about.
Two Hexbearites cosplaying one of our famous emojis 
Global Thermonuclear Telephone
Favorite answer.
You can just feel the sexual tension between them
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Bush learns of the 9/11 attacks for the first time
left: nutritionist
right: dubya
"You really should eat more pretzels."
"A second poop has his the pants"
"sir there have been complaints about a smell..."
a second poop has hit the pig's balls
"sir it was leaked that nancy reagan was a throat goat. The republican party's approval rating has reached 90%"
That's the trip-sitter on the left.
That wasn't a silent fart
"sir, don't look, but the people in the mural are staring RIGHT AT YOU"
sir, you've shat your pants, sir
Who has the AI optical illusion of a destroyed middle eastern country but it's composed to show this photo of Bush
Damn, that's probably the only ai gen image id actually consider art lol
"Hail HYDRA"
'Smells like burnt electrical gear"
A scene from the movie, "Spies Like Us", starring Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase. In this scene, Chevy Chases' character is whispering, "Whats a Dikfer?", in Dan Aykroyd's character's ear.
Crap Force One has a shortage on adult diapers.
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