To him, the pictures he takes of you look like those top two.
For real, most of the pictures I have of my girlfriend are gorgeous, but she thinks they're hideous. I wish I could accurately convey to her how beautiful I think she is.
Seriously, my wife's biggest critic is my wife.
And anybody who bad talks my wife is getting a spanking
Wait. Oh, nice.
When my wife starts criticizing herself I say "Stop! I don't let anyone talk about my wife that way"
Pfft. Gay.
Oh you want to have candlelight dinners and walk along the canal in moonlight holding hands with a woman?
That's so gay.
Real men fuck men.
Nothing gayer than loving a woman amirite fellas?
Well, seems like he wants to be with you, not with your Instagram profile
Seeing people's perfectly curated family albums is always weird to me. Like, you're not going to capture all the weird, funny, ugly, gross, and human moments either? What's the point then? Lol.
And the boyfriend sees the pics on the bottom like the girlfriend sees the pics on the top.
My fave photo of my SO is one she doesn’t like. It brings me so much joy and happiness when I see it.
Ah Wabi-sabi in action, love it.
There's a psychological reason for that. You're used to seeing yourself in the mirror, so a photo of yourself looks subtly wrong. Reverse a photo of yourself and you immediately look better, but only to you. It's wrong to everyone else that way.
Yup! Been telling people this for years. Similarly, you hate your own voice in recordings because you're used to how there are bassy undertones that bounce in your head and get added on top of your voice. You can amplify your hearing of the bassier/muffled voice by just covering your ears and speaking.
Which means the trick for making your voice sound better in recordings is to just give it a touch of low end.
If he’s anything like me, vice versa too
Mirrors shatter into powder under my awful gaze
He only takes pictures of you at your most beautiful
I need this, but gay
Top or bottom?
(row of pictures)
Top or bottom?
(Unrelated to the pictures)
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(Bunkbeds)
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(Jenga bricks)
Top or bottom?
(quarks)
Top or bottom?
(oven racks)
(tank)
Top or bottom?
Dis thread giving me old reddit vibes. Am I home?
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(English Bus)
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(Taskbar positions)
Strange
Charming
Sadistic!
Strange
Bottom, hahaha
Bottom
Too late, already sent this to my bf
Easy, just ignore the genders in the image and think about what feeling it represents
My wife would absolutely agree.
She has a boyfriend?
(SORRY, my old reddit instincts were kicking in!)
You want some idealized version of him that doesn't exsist in motion and conjured up by tricks and self deception.
He wants you exactly as you are, flaws and all.
Or he isn't as good as a photographer as her.
He's capture a real moment, not something staged or manipulated to appear better than it is.
Uh, are the bottom poses related to that one cursed ~~Japanese~~ Korean comic? (Horror cursed, non necessarily nsfl cursed)
Edit: Got which nationality the comic is from wrong
bro ive been trying to find that comic
I've seen it ages ago...
scrolled down most of the way and noped out before the jump. Don't need that shit at 1am before bed.
I miss arethestraightsokay on reddit. Loved watching those aromantic antisocials get offended at other people's happiness.
I'm lost, how is this even remotely relevant?
she cute
Reminds me of My Giant Nerd Boyfriend webcomic.
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