"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."

-Groucho Marx

Harsh, but fair

And yet every time we suggest switching to metric the very vocal minority claims it's all actually very easy and switching wouldn't be worth the hassle anyway. We'd actually save money if we switched to metric, by reducing the number of errors caused by bad measurements, but whatever, kermudgeons gonna kermudgeon.

So it's all super weird, but not as hard as it sounds. How often do you need to convert between feet and miles anyways? We don't really use yards for anything, converting between inches and feet is the length conversion that's obnoxious

It's very human though, they apparently picked a giant when they standardized it... It still roughly works

An inch is the last joint on your thumb, a foot is your foot length, a yard is a stride (one step with each foot), a mile is 1k strides.

It takes 20 minutes to walk a mile at a normal pace, a healthy person can consistently travel about 20 miles in a day. 10k steps is 5 miles, the somewhat arbitrary goal we picked for pedometers.

It's weird, but it feels very natural when talking about the physical world around you. It's a great measure of distance, but it's not a good measure of length

This lady is one of the many reasons we need metric.

As a white person, I feel the need to arbitrate these contractual obligations and negotiate more favorable terms.