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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

LMAO. CHUD gets what he wants and then gets bored from lack of brown people to lord over.

Whether fascists want to admit it or not, they need minorities but minorities don't need them. Ergo, making minorities superior to white supremacists.

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[-] regul@hexbear.net 118 points 3 months ago

they largely took it for granted that their immediate universe was a static place where nothing would ever happen.

bro that is literally what conservatism is

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 95 points 3 months ago

uhh he left white nationalism to be a normal racist?

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 69 points 3 months ago

Probably became like J. D. Vance where he wants poor whites to get purged and enslaved in addition to most of the other races.

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

To be honest I never really see white supremacists advocate for raising up poor whites, they either never talk about them or are embarrassed by them, so I just assumed that was the dominant position in WS circles just with different levels of dissonance as to where the individual is on the totem pole.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

Now I think I understand why in the US, walkable cities are luxuries for the bourgeoisie while the white working class is subject to car-dependent, boring as shit suburbs with no culture. Do white supremacists not realize that suburbs/boonies are a more privileged version of ghettoization done patronizingly claiming they’re “helping” me? Do they not realize that the macho anti-environmentalist movement that’s advertised to poor whites is responsible for thousands of premature deaths? Look at lung cancer and West Virginia.

CHUDs are the fox but for white people, it’s even in the name Fox News. They lull us in claiming to be our friends, wanting to “help” us, but all of the “help” they offer poor white people is them eating us.

I know I could word this a lot better, but my main point is that I wish more people could realize that white supremacy hurts everyone including other white people.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

this was hewing close to a BMF post you've got skills kid

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Why thank you, months of substitute teaching in a broke public school has broken my brain in all the right places. big-cool

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 79 points 3 months ago

"My ideology is based on the idea that every person should be exactly the same without any deviation from my prescribed norms."

"WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 66 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Also what is leaving white nationalism on an emotional level? Like, they're still white nationalist except they don't mind having a few black and brown people around?

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Also what is leaving white nationalism on an emotional level? Like, they're still white nationalist except they don't mind having a few black and brown people around?

Liberalism?

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[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

The fuck is Faustian individualism? The climax of Faust is him realizing he fucked up when the devil comes to collect.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 48 points 3 months ago

Wait what? You're not supposed to make a deal with the devil? I thought it just made you just got a cool fiddle at the end. Fuck.

[-] Babs@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

In Goethe's version Faust gets away with it.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Oh, that's funny - is white nationalism running around with the idea that deals with the devil are actually awesome?

[-] Babs@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Faust was just such a Chad that the deal didn't take - he asks Mephistopheles to make him so happy that he doesn't want to strive for more, but then doesn't allow himself to be satisfied. Haven't read it since college, but IIRC much of the story is about exactly that kind of rugged individualism sigma grindset shit that so many guys worship.

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[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe it's like if you only put the tip in to white nationalism, but then white nationalism turns into vagina dentata and bites it off and you turn into a full chud hobbit as this guy suggests.

Idk I'm speculating here

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 3 months ago

I'm a Faustian super hero while I'm in my underwear playing Palworld.

[-] blashork@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

user reports: Palworld comment.

What's wrong with just mentioning playing palworld? Was this report authored by nintendo's strongest soldier?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago

I got reported for making a perfect post!

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[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

Yes, but are you feisty?

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago

Existing in treat world geordi-no

Existing in treat world while being vocally white geordi-yes

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago

volk

Alright gang, all of you have to turn in your particle detectors because I'm gonna need to recalibrate them after being exposed to this opinion piece.

This dude's only one short step away from quoting entire passages from Mein Kampf smh.

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[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 55 points 3 months ago
[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

Ex-manufacturing exurbs are your cultural inheritance as a white burgerlander. Time to live in a neighborhood where every house has a porch but no one is ever sitting on their porch.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

There are mosquitoes out there, why would I ever sit out there.

[-] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

You can get patio netting for pretty cheap. Worth

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Yeah I sat in a fully-screened-in lanai for the first time a few months ago and was like holy shit, why would people ever do anything but this

[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

if I had a porch i would be sitting out there drinking cocktails all the time sicko-wistful

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[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 50 points 3 months ago

Hobbits are happy. Fuck that Nazi.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wonder how many nazis, specifically the younger kind, are just constantly coping with the fact that their life is not an anime and they aren't going to be isekai'd anytime soon.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

I'll help them get isekai'd

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago

my volk

Loser lol

[-] axont@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

lmao bland crackers out in the Midwest doing absolutely nothing causes Nazi to subject himself to nightmarish psychodrama

Fascist faints at the sight of hotdish.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

Fascist finds Hobbiton, sides with Saruman but somehow ends up abandoning fascism as well.

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[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago

Wow imagine the horror of people just enjoying their lives without a sense of imperial destiny

[-] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 41 points 3 months ago

The Midwest is like the worst part of America but they have so much sway over the rest of the country it's really fucking annoying.

The other regions of America have their drawbacks but in the MW it's 100% drawbacks. Maybe more precisely, anything "good" you can find there you can find the same or better in another region.

And it's absolutely right to compare them to the hobbits, except in the Midwest they're heavily armed and prone to violence.

Ohio, Indiana, rural Michigan, rural Illinois, Wisconsin, all of it just... terrible.

(The Plains states aren't much better but at least they're emptier.)

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You can find a midwest city that's at least alright, but the small towns are absolute living death.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 19 points 3 months ago

Good of you to leave out Minnesota. Almost had to grab some pitchforks.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

I’m from the midwest and if I was absolutely forced to stay here for the rest of my life, Minnesota is the goat. Chicago’s cool too but I’m poor as shit so I can’t live there.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

It isn't bad if you like peace & quiet with lots of sky. However, you have to be very self-motivated to avoid a slowly deteriorating mental state because you absolutely will not get any motivation to do anything from the people around you.

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[-] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago
[-] plinky@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

On that brit mindset

[-] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, I grew up in the corn belt. First, he's not from there, so they are going to be polite and have polite conversation. Because that's what you do with company, especially weird-o strangers who want to talk about white nationalism. Most of these people aren't as dumb as this chud might think, they're probably wondering is this guy is some sort scam artist or federal agent trying to rope them into something. Second, these are salt of the earth working class family farmers that grow corn and soybeans, these people spend their lives working, like, never going on a vacation, having a farm, and having a second job, and working until they're like 70-75 and physically can't work anymore. They don't have time for such bullshit.

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[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

we talking about the Squidward moves out episode right?

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[-] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

It's not a "hyperborea" unless you're worshiping Apollo and singing songs which attract swans.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lmao "I moved to my imaginary white paradise and the people living there were perfectly content" is a hell of a way to abandon white nationalism.

Like if I had the idiotic belief about homogeneity being the prime decisor for a good community, and I then go to a homogeneous community that feels like The Shire, I don't think I'd suddenly abandon my worldview.
I'd just assume that's what people everywhere else were fighting for.

I mean I'm glad he stopped being a racist and I know it's not a logical belief, but it's just funny to me, because shouldn't that experience have confirmed what he believed? Or does he, like those weird yakub people, believe white people inherently wants to rule over others (only it's a good thing)?
Imagine finding a place you consider akin to The Shire and being saddened.

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[-] ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

lol what a loser. also i moved to the midwest a few years back for cost of living and was worried it would be nothing but insufferable mayos but it’s more diverse than i expected. did this POS just google “whitest city in the us” and move there?

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

basically resembled hobbits

So... a peaceful society where people just garden and drink beer all day? That sounds awesome! But where in the Midwest did this dork go that's never been the vibes I got.

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