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[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

oh my god I thought the lines from the "inquisitive gf" meme were made up they were real

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

"Sweet Dave, the supply of weapons is completely classified, which is great!"

I laugh and giggle anew every time I read this

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago
[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

when I saw these quotes I assumed it was some wet-eared 20 year old. the guy is 63!

[-] RION@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago
[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

netflix and intel

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

As a veteran of volcel-police [REDACTED] volcel-police we often experienced these volcel-vanguard [EXPUNGED] volcel-vanguard and that's why we are so strict about volcel training for all new people.

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] blobjim@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago
[-] frogloom@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

some us military person getting catfished and leaked intel

[-] heartheartbreak@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Could you -please- link more info I'm fucking dying

[-] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Any lonely feds want to send me Intel for my nudes? 🥺

this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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