I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.
If the moon wasn't in the 12th house I wouldn't have done all that crack
Mercury is in Gatorade
This is why we have government agencies regulating what goes into food and drink.
Unless you're freebasing ground up moon rocks, like Krusty the clown.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Wish it was better quality though.
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I'm in this picture, and I don't like it.
The plot to a good 50% of Mountain Goats songs
The other half are "Going To _____"
The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton has entered the chat
Hail Satan.
Going To Boarding School
Oh damn you're right
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https://piped.video/dYPbfLnwBU4?si=GVJZ8IocXOMWuXgq
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I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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Content
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-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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Partnered Communities:
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