I'll walk out in front of traffic to own the woke moralists
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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Wokeness is when people aren't getting hit by cars
Jordan Peterson would really OWN all of us if he stepped in front of an F350 going 93 mph
Come on Jordan prove you aren't woke and do it
The longer that a car doesn't annihilate your torso, the woker you are.
getting run over by ford 150 to prove that i'm a real man and not woke
they're not pedestrians, they're temporarily embarrassed monster truck drivers.
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He sure talks like a supervillain a lot.
With his benzo habit, I’m looking forward to him becoming an anti woke SoundCloud rapper with a supervillain Schtick. He can team up with the cosplayer who designed captain ancap.
JP becoming right wing MF Doom is both so stupid it couldn't ever happen and so stupid it's the only thing that could happen next.
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What is the woke death? The fascist progrom?
Famous antifascist sniper, the Woke Death
Hideo Kojima? hOw? i tHoUgHt yOu wErEn't PoLiTiCaL? nOw yOu pArTiCiPaTe iN dA cUlTuRe wAr?
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The female chaos dragon.
When you wake up dead.
He just wants truck-kun to send him back to the isekai he thought he was in during the coma
Car parked on the side of the road will be getting a Netflix stand up special soon
He's more benzo than man now.
"Woke death" sound so much more elegant using the French term: "la petit mort"
Why do so many people like this guy, again?
He gives people really simple, fortune cookie level advice, but he sandwiches it in a bunch of fancy big "academic" words and parables. So his audience likes him because he gives them simple solutions to complex problems and makes them feel smart for thinking that cleaning their room will magically fix all of their issues. He gives people faux confidence, which is why is audience is so rabid and loyal, like any good con artist, he has his audience addicted.
I've met a casual fan of his IRL and he was a Joe Rogan talker. As in he spoke like he was Joe Rogan doing his podcast IRL, a loooooot of bro dudes do this.
Yeah, that whole CHUD Joe Rogan/Ben Shapiro/Peterson group all feed into each other and turn their audience's brain into weird dudebro mush.
Or maybe their brains were already mush and the dudebros just think that if they imitate their heroes enough their "intelligence" and popularity will rub off onto them.
It's a slightly younger than me dude bro type. And I'm talking like 2-3 years, I noticed back in high school that my dudebros were more classico 80s jock style and even a year or two under they had a different flair. They were all big fans of Sublime and Red Hot Chili Peppers and most went through a river phase and I'm pretty sure that's the problem right there.
Elaboration edit: they all suddenly became 'open minded' and 'interested in what you have to say' and seemed to take it as an invitation to interview people as a form of normal conversation where they're not conversing but giving the Joe Rogan replies of 'oh yeh' and 'that's really interesting' while clearly absorbing nothing and contributing less. They pretend to be curious but think just being a blank slate who adds nothing means they're learning. It's airheadedness posing as some sort of open minded enlightenment cause they went to a festival and did mushrooms once.
They have very messy rooms.
He told me I was a very strong lobster.
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Capitalism is so innovative that it managed to create the world's only fascist mode of transportation - the car.
"Damn people being so Woke! It's not fair! They're far too alert for me to run them over"
folks, is it woke to live
Given how the dude put himself into a coma, that technically checks, I guess.
It's woke to be awake
JP has been an oil shill for years now. It’s no surprise he’s also big into the pro-car conspiracy theories
Bro is definitely still on the good stuff.
Not getting killed by cars is woke, and so is reporting on pepple not being killed by cars. But the woke death will soon visit them? So if you don't get killed by cars, you'll die from woke? This is obviously the smartest man ever
What's he even mad at here? Limiting street parking is woke? Why? How? I genuinely don't understand this. It's like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
Cars = freedom
Woke = not freedom
Limiting parking = limiting cars = limiting freedom
Limiting freedom = woke
Unironically this is the reason IMHO
It’s like seeing a story about changing sewer layout design or something and getting upset about it.
In 1900, some shitheads in Poland, with significant help of tsarist okhrana, spun the planned building of sewers in Warsaw (sorely needed as it was almost 700k people city without one) into Jewish conspiracy - title says "Sewers of the city of Warsaw as Judaism and charlatanerie tool to destruction of Polish agriculture and extermination of Slavic population along the Vistula river"
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Amazon is recommending this dog brain as a “top educational podcast”
Does this peterson guy know that the AP is the core of the empire's propaganda machine?
Does this peterson guy know
Don't even have to finish the question.
do people even look at his tweets? how many likes did this get
The god of irony and hubris could do something extremely funny right now with Peterson but chooses not to
Do they want r/atheism to win?
One of the most interesting thinkers of this century no doubt
His brain is just so damn powerful hnngggnnnn
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