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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 57 points 5 months ago

My local police needed buy a few SUVs with more space in the back because their regular patrol cars couldn't seat obese people.

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 56 points 5 months ago

Imagine how much worse your day gets when you're already being arrested then the cop has to request a bigger cruiser to take you away

[-] hoch@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

"Someone call for a paddy cause we got a fatty"

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

The police here mostly traded in their chargers for Explorers

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 41 points 5 months ago

That's very accommodating of them, instead of separating his shoulders trying to force just the one handcuff.

I guess not all cops are bastards. /s

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

Fat recognizes fat

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

Surprisingly accommodating for a cop. Most would just force the guys arms anyway and laugh when it hurt him

[-] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Cop probably ran out of strength. It's not as if they're particularly healthy either, after all.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I live outside a larger city and in my town there's maybe one cop I've seen who I thought had a chance at beating me in a footrace.

[-] Nikki@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

dont need to beat you in a footrace when they can just shoot you 37 times in the chest

[-] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 months ago

Through the back that is. You threatened the cop b farting on the run after all

[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The reality is that even if they're pretty in shape, they wear enough gear and body armor that running in that stuff is going to be quite a workout. If you and the cop are equal runners with no gear, you're going to beat him by a mile when he has his gear on.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

My friend I'm talking about officers that are 6' 270lbs and it ain't muscle. These cops are obese.

[-] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Notice what the arrestee's skin color is. That's why the cop didn't force his arms back.

[-] littlebifi@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Police now targeting big crime.

[-] victron@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

They just caught a big fish

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 months ago

I heard they have to let you go if they forget to bring the seat belt extender.

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 months ago

Nice try wide guy

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Was this necessary…it’s not like he’s going to run anywhere. I guess the cuffing is symbolic.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

I'm surprised the cuff goes around the wrist

[-] Soulg@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah there's no fat people in Europe you got us

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

It's all about percentages and level of obesity.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

There's also the black and white police cars

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

I thought that was a pattern on his shirt at first

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

a picture that represents more the Empire (aka USA) than McDonalds and Coca Cola

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Must be arresting some connected gangster with some police on his payroll. There's no other explanation I can imagine for why they wouldn't hurt him as much as possible.

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