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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago

The couldn't find three guys who didn't look like thumbs?

[-] context@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago

in peoria pd? you're asking for a miracle

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

They couldn't find a stock photo? Or models/actors?

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[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

These ARE the best they have

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[-] asg101@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

Why just kill video people when we will pay you to kill real people?

[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 25 points 7 months ago

Sorry. I need the AC-130 missions and I don’t think I’ll regularly see that in domestic law enforcement.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 50 points 7 months ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 50 points 7 months ago

Look at all the shit these dorks have on their rifles like bro you are kicking some dudes door down over a could of oxys you do not need a peq.

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Why the fuck are cops using silencers?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

no-knock evictions shouldn't ever wake our blessed landlords sleeping in

[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago

Because gunfire is loud, especially indoors where the sound bounces off walls and they're trying to yell communication to each other. I'd have a suppressor on every gun if I could

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[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Suppressors are pretty useful in general. They really should be considered a safety device rather than something that makes a gun more deadly.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

I read that in Europe, they supposedly encourage gun owners to use silencers when shooting in public spaces (e.g. hunting) because otherwise it would be considered rude to disturb other people lol

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Is it AI, maybe? I'm not sure their badges match and that 3rd cop in back doesn't feel natural to me. I thought it was just bad layering, but it could be AI.

[-] jack@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

AI would make them super jacked, not realistically fat

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

I was surprised they showed what cops actually look like.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Not if they're as incompetent at Ai prompts as they are at the rest of their life.

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[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

lol for reals they don’t even have night vision on why have the peq at that point?

[-] buh@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

I hate Illinois nazis

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

they got the 'no russian' mission, but it's in a doggy daycare

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

featuring special operator buttigieg in a juggernaut suit

[-] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I heard the PPD epic loot boxes have a chance to drop his bread pricing gun

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

These dudes couldn't chase you half a block

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

That’s why they invest in such high quality gear. They’ll just shoot you and plant a hipoint on your body

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Basically engineered for roided up panic shooting, yes

[-] D61@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

You see.. their spheroid body shape allows for minimal drag during combat rolls...

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

Don't have too. They have cars to ~~run you over~~ chase you down.

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[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 7 months ago

The typesetting isn't centered and it's infuriating me can these donut-addict murderhogs do fuckall anything right

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago
[-] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago
[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

paul blart mall kkkop fascist explaining their strain of fascism to incel nazi frog fascist: "imagine your video game,,,"

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Why do American police behave like an occupying force? Oh right.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

"Cobra 6, this is Reaper. I forgot to put on my diabetic socks and need to tactically redeploy myself to a more secure quadrant until such time as I can affect their utilization."

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

What makes this great is that it’s for Peoria, IL; which if you’re not familiar with it, it’s basically like Pawnee in Parks & Rec.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

They couldn't find three attractive or at least fit cops to be in their propaganda poster? This is really what they went with?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

FUCKING PEORIA of course it's Peoria

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Tactical Randy from My Name Is Earl

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[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

No thanks, I already #joinedPPB

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

After the revolution PPB will no longer be a joke, the PPB will be our equivalent to the KGB

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

Looking forward to Call of Duty: Cop Ops, where you shoot at unarmed protestors and thwart a "terrorist" plot using as much overreach, corruption(framed as necessary to get the job done) and high tech "cool" prototype weapons as they can cram into the game.

I also am extremely excited for people to insist the game isn't "political" and even if it is, it is "unbiased" because there's a joke bonus level where you have an acorn panic meter mechanic.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

This is just Battlefield Hardline

[-] Lerios@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

suddenly i wish activision loved lawsuits as much as nintendo does

[-] chicory@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Real Meal Team 6 energy here

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[-] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

"Porkchop Guy", "Wears a Fedora in Their Off Hours Guy", "Guy WAAAAYY in the Back that's Got Your Back Guy"...

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