Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Building without a permit

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Throwing darts at balloons

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

I don't know... Majonging?

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

A wee bit of terrorism

Animal abuse

Necromancy

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Cheating at Poker

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)