Killing Nazis

Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Rimworld players:

Killing the queen (chess)

Killing mr house

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.