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[-] polite_cat@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

fake news, Ra is not the sun god, he's just a Goa'uld

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Either way, the solar flares won't stop until morale improves.

[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 4 months ago

False gods can eat plutonium.

loads P90 with deicidal intent

[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

sigh Naquadah!

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

That’s impressive! I guess they need the calories.

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 13 points 4 months ago

Solar isn't the only thing that's flairing up. :(

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago
[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, they are saying I owe $30,000 in back taxes. I am still wondering why they want it in a shoebox and dropped off behind a CVS. The IRS works in mysterious ways I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Ah, sorry man you got scammed. You actually have to send it by mail. I'll dm you the address.

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 7 points 4 months ago

Thanks man! Whew, that was close! <3

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I don't know if this well help, but Preparation Horus works pretty well when they try to scam me like that.

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 5 points 4 months ago

Sounds like some god tier medication!

[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

i unplugged my land line, and now I don't get hemorrhoids any more.

[-] Seigest@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Also applies to Randy Random in Rimworld

[-] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago

Also, here's some manhunting chinchillas.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

A swear the real world started being written by Randy Random in 2012.

[-] Seigest@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Apprently, if this meme is accurate, he's been running things since ancient Egypt. The calm times are just when he is in the bioscupter for his age reversal cycle. In true Randy fashion these are not at all on a regular schedule.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Oh the solar flares aren’t working? Here’s some crop blight and a plague to add to the mix! You thought you were space colonists but really you’re medieval peasants!

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

Ra- Ra- Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen.

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

There was a cat that really was gone.

Thanks for reminding me of that song, haven't heard it in years.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago

So let it be written; so let it be done.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

But moral improves with food.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Radio hams united in disappointment!

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