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Examples that come to mind:

  • saying your favorite video game is Disco Elysium
  • saying your favorite TV show is Star Trek DS9

The two rules are that:

  1. It has to be to do with a category that is socially acceptable to talk about with most people in a casual setting. So no politics or philosophy.
  2. Nothing too on the nose, ex, no "I love the music of the Red Army Choir" or something.
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[-] frogloom@hexbear.net 92 points 8 months ago

Skill issue, I have "communist" in my dating profile and I do fine

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

yep theres a designated segment of women that only wanna date commies

the sex is that much better

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

A designated segment of everyone! When your lust and desire is powered by the revolutionary vision of true human connection, sex becomes transcendant.

Once you've had that connection, there's no going back.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Apparently academically proven by East Germans

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

COULD NOT FUCKING BE ME bursting at the seams with half-remembered quotes from the Manifesto every time some normo lib complains about inflation or cops soviet-huff

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Me irl soooometimes. It's a double edged sword, I've got the passionate about meaningful things and can discuss them with a good level of understanding and explain them without coming off like a jerk usually, buuuuuut I will IRl UlyssesT people's cringe tastes

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

Casually mentioning that profit comes from paying workers less than the value they create.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

You can only cut down on property/machine/ingredient costs so much, but labor costs, now that's where you can keep cutting forever.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

I’ve tried to explain to people - some of which work in retail or food distribution - that the reason why their employers/stores would rather waste food than give it out for free is not because they’re afraid of litigation, but because it would drive down the prices if everyone was fed. And in the US, we waste enough food to feed entire countries several times over, so it’s not like there’s real scarcity here.

They seem to understand artificial scarcity when it comes to iPhones and shoes. But when it comes to essential goods, it’s like an alien concept to them.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

I just want to bring democracy to the workplace.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My manager sarcastically saying “oOoH we must seize the means of production comrade!” He’s always complaining about how the upper management don’t understand any of the work we’re doing, how inefficient and expensive a lot of tech we use is, how other departments are falling behind and look to us for help, and so on. I asked him something like “don’t you think our lives would be easier if we decided how things are run at our level, and not people who never even step foot in our office?” And he just stares as me like I’m speaking gibberish lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago

I think we should improve society somewhat improve-society

Oh so you're a communist? very-intelligent

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

Almost word for word a conversation I had with my chud brother-in-law.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago

We have our own lexicon that makes it's obvious if we don't carefully modulate your own patterns of speech.

Capital workers imperialism empire labor electoralism exploitation owner class bourgeoisie proletarian etc etc.

It's not that nobody else uses these words but we use them to describe things that liberals use other terms for. They prefer words that normalize capitalism and have been normalized by capitalism. They don't call their own country an empire (generally speaking) or call their boss part of the owner class.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One time, a coworker - who I’ve known for roughly 10 minutes throughout the span of 1 month - and I were shooting the shit at lunch and just ranting about work and customers. Then the topic of plastic bags being taxed came up.

Then we talked about how systemic problems are laundered to the individual. Then how most of our taxes are being used for the military. And how the military was committing imperialism and spreading suffering.

Then how imperialism is being turned inwards with the same security tactics and mindsets are being used against Americans, and an example of which being COINTELPRO during the civil rights movements. And finally, with MLK in mind, we talked about how Lenin described the capitalist appropriation of revolutionaries and the highest stage of capitalism.

Then we clocked in back to work

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[-] whoops@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

The term "fellow traveler" needs to make a comeback

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Now, reminds me of hippies. I just blatantly say I'm a communist. Based on examples I think OP was aiming for humorous examples.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago
[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

"I would've voted for him a third time if I could"

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

"I did vote for him a third time, in 2008. Many more times since."

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

"Oh yeah, especially in 2016. I wrote him in every spot during the 2016 general."

[-] YearOfTheCommieDesktop@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

back when I gave a fuck I put a "I fucking warned you dude, I told you bro" Capital book cover meme in my profile. Got me one good date lol but not exactly subtle

Now I either tell people straight up or I don't, I guess some people might catch on by the way I speak about some topics but I'm pretty reserved in public

as for a real answer: your options are basically memes/subculture stuff as you've mentioned, coy references or talking about the actual work you are doing in organizing or mutual aid without making explicitly "political" statements about it.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Yeah I make my plans 5 years at a time

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

"immortal science" "dope-ass bear"

[-] newmou@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

I like to throw out “the principal contradiction” at work sometimes referring to the root conflicts of whatever problems we’re talking about lol

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

I straight up say I'm a communist and people don't understand. My friendship group's pet lib spent 5 years thinking I was constantly espousing communist ideology as a bit.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've been saying it openly for like 15 years now and every American I've talked to thinks I'm joking until I say something nice about China

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

I'm manning the barricades as a joke

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

It's a fun bit. Reading and learning theory for the bit.

[-] asg101@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Maybe life should be more important than money?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

"Uphold Mazovian Thought!"

mazovian-thought

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Now I'm just an old fashioned country kinna guy, but I think that the workers aughta control the factories instead of rich city boys.

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

One thing I did previously that seemed to raise a few eyebrows was during "bonus season", i.e. when you are supposed to write a description for why you deserve some kind of bonus for the work you did the previous year, and I just asked my coworkers if they knew whether our boss' bonus was paid from the same pool of money as ours, since that would impact how you write your description. I used the phrase "which side [bosses name] was on" which caused a few of the old-heads to look at me funny. Apparently just pointing out that interests can be opposing is enough to get me branded as a "naive young radical".

[-] leftofthat@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Is building a giant guillotine too on the nose?

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[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Kind of on the left

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Idk, I don't particularly say anything and somehow people figure it out.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

I usually don’t say anything either, but then someone would recommend or offer me a job with the MIC or the surveillance state, and I turn them down and they ask me why.

Other times someone would recommend me video game companies and I also refuse and talk about crunch, frat bro culture, and people stealing breast milk.

Usually they figure it out by then

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago
  • I'm a friend of ~~Bill W.~~ Karl. He helped me figure out why I was drinking in the first place.

  • My politics are kinda... Different.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

i just want everyone to be paid very well, and for no one to be homeless angel-biblical-shh

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

I'd say anyone who likes the Culture series, but a lot of techbros like it and don't really connect up the politics (basically a high level communist society doing an interventionism)

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Musk famously named a couple of his spaceships after Culture ships, and if there's anyone the Culture is wonder-who-thats-for for it's him.

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[-] Blep@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Sorry to bother you is my favorite movie

[-] solitaire@infosec.pub 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Pretty much anyone who says one of their favourite books is The Dispossessed either is or was an anarchist, and if the latter probably still are some form of anti-capitalist.

[-] FanonFan@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

I'm a lefty from way back

[-] HeavenAndEarth@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

I read about how some CPUSA members hid their politics by calling themselves 'progressives'

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[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

fellow traveler

[-] casskaydee@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Hexbear sticker on your car

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