I'm aceing at it, sadly.
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I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
I'm going to pick my nose!
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.
People think I'm bullshitting all the time.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
I'm not gonna worry about it
I need to work on my temper
I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.
I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
The walls are closing in...
But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?
Porn i guess
your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?
i guess theres worse ways to live
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Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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