Ask Lemmy

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

Ooo fishies

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

Not a lot changes

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

:,(

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

Pretty good actually.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I'm going to pick my nose!

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

I'm already dead

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

The walls are closing in...

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

Bollocks.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

I need to work on my temper