Hehehe now that I know who y’all are
I can secretly admire you from afar 
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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ok ok fine i like some guys ok? 
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Oh my 😳
infinite head pats for you too, friend
Idk if you'd call me bi or pan but either way, hello!
Bi/Pan Gang!!! ❤️💜🩷💛🩵
I identify as both simultaneously and which one I use to refer to myself is typically dependent on the context.
Pan bears are also welcome! Infinite head pats for you
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I've been starting to think I am a little bi. But I came to this realization way too late in life, and I'm not going to do anything about it for various reasons.
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Head pat plz
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Infinite is too many. I'd never get anything done.
I’m sorry but I can’t settle for less, you’ll just have to live with it. (Maybe closing your computer will stop the animation)
Head pats are genuinely comparable to opiates for me, I've tried both and it's fairly accurate. There is a thing about getting my hair played with or patted that makes me a puddle. It's very cute.
That's wild to me. Human touch just makes me feel empty
The amount of dopamine I get from cuddles and eclivislly head scratches is like a thing.
I'm not bi! I just work at Succdiclio's Pizza!
you’re still getting head pats!
I’d like to thank the Academy
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hello
im here im queer
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