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[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just to throw some old testament in to the mix - in it, god is non-binary and/or gender fluid, as they use both male and female pronouns (Hebrew doesn't have neutral pronouns), and both man and woman were made in their form.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the angels are genderless too if I'm not mistaken

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They're also genitalia-less

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

:(

deletes 100k words of angel literotica

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry the germans can just be an illusion and still get the job done I think

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not only do they lack genitals, but they're also Germans?? Can this day get any worse qwq

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

No they might be germans

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You want to tell me Lucifer (the show) was factually incorrect?

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Not entirely

Lucifer is canonically hot, so it got that right

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know about the show but in the Sandman comic, angels don't have genitals.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

As long as their ass isn't holeless ...

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, if you believe the holy spirit put a baby in Mary, is it that hard to believe the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome?

Most denominations of Christianity don't put much emphasis on the virgin birth. Immaculate Conception, the idea that Mary herself was forgiven of Original Sin when she was conceived, is the more important bit.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome

The YHWH chromosome, as it was known back then

[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 year ago

Simple answer: Mary had a reptile disfunction.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Satanic reptile shapshifters ruling the earth confirmed.

[–] Pantherina@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus was a twin but "God" just mutated his X Chromosome through "god rays" and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The twin's name?

Albert Einstein.

[–] Unna@suppo.fi 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

Result in an AFAB child.

A fabulous child, eh?

I know an ordained minister who loves stuff like this. Can't wait to share it!

[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I get that you're making a joke, but still, FYI - https://isna.org/node/16/

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There's only one possible explanation.

[–] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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