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[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

They COULD be evil aliens, but they didn't come here for us. We showed up LOOOOOOOONG after they took over.

[-] pocker_machine@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

So we are the evil aliens then

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

from an evolutionary biology standpoint... We're basically on the order (and quite possibly worse than) of the giant meteor that killed off the dinos. Like, if you tally up the number of extinctions caused by humans, the Anthropocene Era is a mass extinction event.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 9 months ago

But we're also possibly an asteroid that might feel bad and undo it. The asteroid never bothered to un crash into earth.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

how do you un-extinct a species?

Even the people bringing the "woolly mamoth" back are incorporating elephant DNA because the genetic samples simply don't exist in any sense of integrity. Same for the people "bringing back" the dodo.

[-] DrRatso@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I highly suggest reading the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy. A theme along these lines comes up, but less evil and more incompetent.

[-] AmidFuror@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

Plants don't appear to be of a different origin than animals on this planet. They share most of the genetic code* with all other life we know about. The simplest explanation is that we share a common origin, and furthermore that was a common ancestor that likely began from simpler materials on this planet.

*The genetic code is the translation of nucleotide triplets into amino acid sequences

[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

"Daddy, why do people have to eat?"

[long pull from cig] "Plants... They came here. Now we are enslaved to eat them. It is their way."

[-] pacology@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

If we want to believe the evil alien theory, viruses might actually fit the bill better than plants, with fungi as a possible unlikely second.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago

There is one type of virus that you can not convince me isn't some kind of mechanical device. Other viruses and bacteria look organic; but bacteriophage look straight up like man-made robots.

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just looked up some images out of curiosity and you aren't lying. It looks like a little spider/robot/drone thing with the sole purpose of injecting it's syringe full of DNA into things. Thanks for the rabbit hole.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

This is by far my favorite answer.

[-] PlexSheep@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago
[-] isles@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

If it makes you feel better, we descend from fungi.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

You'd need to explain how they're evil. We use them as a resource, as food, as an oxygen source, as shade, as animal habitat and food… even if they had "evil" intentions I don't see what they would have been or how it wood have played out.

[-] DrQuint@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

No no, see, maybe they're evil because they produced an oxygen rich atmosphere in the first place and caused the collapse of other would-be lifefor-

Uh? Cyanowhat did what? You mean not the trees? But weren't they up here during the carbonara making all the coal? Oh, I see. Ah. Okay.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I love this comment.

[-] pocker_machine@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is.....certainly a question I just read.

[-] guylacaptivite@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

IN what way would that be evil? They produce the very thing that keeps us alive by transforming what kills us.

[-] green_square@yiffit.net 13 points 9 months ago

^big plant shill

[-] pocker_machine@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I meant like before "us" plants came along and made whatever was alive back then (our ancestors way up in the ladder) dependent on them. But someone else clarified they came first. So ya, they aren't I guess.

[-] guylacaptivite@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

I think we've been far more evil towards them than the other way around. We cut the most beautiful of them to make furniture after all.

[-] ArdMacha@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

No, we are related to plants, like everything else

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Trees and plantlife have existed much longer than animals on land. Trees existed before fungus developed the ability to break down lignin, which is why we have huge deposits of coal underground.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 9 months ago

probably not, they're about as smart as wood.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I doubt it, they are aliens as for evil, at some point they did caused some fair share of extinction. When they started to grow roots, causing minerals getting thrown to the seas creating deadzones killing a lot of life. Their ancestors likely algae who produced oxygen so much that killed of a lot of life that relied on low oxygen environment. I guess that could be considered evil. But then again they were not aware of doing it, and this process took millions of years. On the other hand here we are speed running to extinction. While being aware of doing it lmao 🤣.

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

If anything humans are the evil aliens. We arrive, use up all the resources, multiply to beyond sustainability and destroy our host. We're a virus.

[-] DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com 3 points 9 months ago

Nice try, Agent Smith.

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

No we share a huge amount of DNA with plants indicating common ancestry.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

You mean a separate alien species to animal life? No.

That is a possibility that life came about somewhere else in the universe and came to earth later, but that would be all life including plants.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 0 points 9 months ago

It goes deeper than that. We're fighting the war between chlorophyll and mitochondria.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

*hits blunt*

Well trees can communicate through their roots right? So what if clusters of trees act as one big brain either each tree being like a cluster of neurons, and they are more intelligent than even us, but work in such different ways and slower timescales than us that thye don't seem intelligent to us. And we're like parasites that they can't do anything about that gradually destroy them..... or something

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space -2 points 9 months ago
[-] pocker_machine@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Keep an open mindset and be more curious in life 👍

[-] Pepsi@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

okay we will do that if you ease up on the drugs.

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