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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I need more data. Send me higher resolution feet pics immediately, to this address: Donald.Trump at email.com. Please send me as many feet pics as you have!?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I bet you'd love that you little ex potus

[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago
[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

this and wider shoes are the answers OP needs.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

No shoe, just toes

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I got a pair but haven't yet been able to get over the weird feeling of having them between my toes. Plus when I walk with them in I walk like a dog in booties

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Just don't get over it. Own the feeling. Own the dog bootie.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Get wide fit shoes. Changed my life.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Wide toe boxes are amazing.

[-] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Simply grab two toes and gradually spread them until the skin begins to tear. Repeat for each pair of toes.

[-] don@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Makes sense

[-] plantedworld@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

When I was little I struggled with this. I would weave a tissue between my toes and it helped

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Tissue solves the issue, as grandma used to say

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Just have every second toe removed to make space

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Plastic surgeon here I come

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's a weird reaction to getting your toes removed, but i'm glad you're giving the surgeon a heads up

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Gotta fix them scars

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 9 months ago

Share what you've been smoking so we can feel our toes too close together with ya.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Smoking salmon mostly

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Now my toes are too close to my wet socks

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

I've been so high a couple of times that this felt like the case.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

No need for being high when you suffer from hypersensitivity in the skin!

[-] lobsticle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

This is the shit you feel when you're high

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Turn on a fan, put your feetsies in front of it spread out your toes. Let the air go between them. That help?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Just makes the toes cold

[-] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

my toes are now bluer than they were before. did I miss a step?

[-] cristo@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Dont wear normal shoes so often, wear flip flops or barefoot shoes

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Any shoes with a wide toe box will do

[-] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago

When I felt that way it was usually because my toenail was jutting into my other toe. So I would cut the nail and the feeling would go away.

[-] abirdperson@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That's a feeling I didn't know my balls could feel

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