Hoagies are sushi, then?
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Is every pie a quiche or is every quiche a pie?
A stuffed crust pizza is only a calzone attached to toast until you cut into it. At that point it becomes sushi attached to toast.
A corn dog is a calzone.
Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.
Humans are Salad.
Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.
1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi
Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza
Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.
No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.
A chilli relleno is a quiche
So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?
Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit
So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?
Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.