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[-] Walop@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

[-] lemminer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That was the first thing that came into my mind lmao

[-] NmUn@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Even after all these years I can still hear all the odd pauses and breaths he takes. What a weirdly memorable intro monologue.

[-] 1100000011110@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the fourth panel is how I react to morning people too

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Did you know "shine" is how you ask people to just die in Japanese? now you know

[-] SaveComengs@lemmy.federa.net 1 points 1 year ago

not the Little Boy!

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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