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[–] Black_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[–] Bojimbo@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

[–] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

[–] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Simple: just take more estrogen

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Uhh. I need to find my settings app, please!

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look for the thing with the gears.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually since the update its the one with cogs.

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

All I have is the three lines.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Easy peasy: just be sensitive and get hurt a lot, emotions turn off, and stay off, by default after a while because the Detachment module is triggered on.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

My schoolmates pranked me and turned it off, how do I turn it back on?

[–] Skymt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"First go to settings"

Then scroll down to "About life", open it and tap "Version" seven times to unlock developer mode. Go back to the main menu, and open developer options, tick "Opt into beta features".

Then just restart your life and follow the instructions.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's probably in task scheduler. Look for tasks that run when idle and disable them.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

okay but seriously is there a way to turn off our emojis?

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Depends on your phone's keyboard

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Every eighteen months (more or less) I have to taper off from coffee, especially if I get up to 32 oz a day, at which point I'm a buzzy, angsty basket case. Every two days, I drop my intake to a half to a quarter (so like 8oz on day one, and then 4 oz on day three and then 2 oz on day five).

If I go cold turkey, I get headaches. This way, I just nap a lot.

During this period, all my fucks go away. Gone. I have absolute zero fucks to give about anything. Mostly I just sit in a corner and social media scroll as if doing any of that will stimulate me somehow. It won't.

This is the closest I get to turning off my emotions, but man, it shuts down everything.