Don't mess with the zohan?

What about "Earworm - The Musical"

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

• directed by Tim Minchin

Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.

edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.

Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.

Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?

If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.

Should someone tell 'em?

It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.