Why are they debating the trueanon board game
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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The episode of Seinfeld where they carry the board game to commute with because they haven’t finished the game
Who even is the audience here? Like I'm not even sure who the audience is for any one of them individually much less together.
Whoever wants to see their favorite debate bro is only there for the person they like, then they can work themselves into knots about how they epically owned the rest with their superior facts and logic.
Yeah but like. What are the demographics here? Like I'm trying but I just can't imagine there being people who are like "Aw hell yeah new Krassenstein video dropped" or whatever. Are they all like white suburban 15 year-olds? That's the only person I can imagine.
Wine moms and wine dads
Destiny’s fans are 15 year olds who just discovered politics and don’t want to be lumped in with 4chan, and 25-30 year old lanyards at the Institute for Peaceful War
it's literally just destiny and alex jones fans. no one unironically pays attention to any of these other people. so /r/neoliberal and info wars.
I'm a pretty big conspiracy person and I've never watched Alex Jones
Nah im sure Greenwald will pull in some stupidpol losers
Can a rogue ball lightning zap all of these goons, pretty please?
Comrade Zeus do us a solid here
If Israel ever wanted to make the case for targeting civilians, now’s their chance
Can't wait for some amazing discourse such as Destiny looking up "America" on Wikipedia in the middle of the debate to back up his point that he just made up
Krassensteins lookin like
They look like two house flippers asking for another bridge loan
Why did they pick the most unflattering picture from each participant
Those are the best pictures they could find.
why does destiny look like he just finished up a month-long horrorshow acid trip in the middle of the jungle somewhere? he looks...greasy? or moist somehow? it's seriously offputting
Can we get a Greenwald emoji from this nightmare portrait? He looks like he's intentionally giving a villain face after he stabbed you in the chest and pushed you off a building.
The Krassensteins have the "Photobombed by an international child sex trafficker" vibe, while Destiny looks like an esports pro that people cheer for ironically.
Alex Jones somehow looks the most normal out of all of them but its cancelled out by being Alex Jones, and the last guy they literally just googled his name and took the picture from his wikipedia page, embarrassing.
:what-the-hell:
i cannot believe i saw a greenwald defender like a week ago
Literally the only argument you could make for him, that isnt "bigotry is actually epic", is the Norman Finkelstein argument of doing more good than bad, but its just obviously not true here, both in terms of the "good" Glem does, and the bad.
Is that Mom's spaghetti?
he's nervous but on the surface he looks like confetti
No but really, what is that thing about to hit me in the face? A pipe bomb? A microphone?
The former- wait oh fuck I meant to throw it the other way just toss it back to me oh god oh fuck
i would rather have my balls crushed under an industrial press than know literally anything about this
id have my balls crushed
Destiny must be low hanging fruit at this point. 
"buy my video game / vitamins!" is funny. You"d think something like a J6 "debate" is beneath him.
I've never heard Krassensteins or Beattie.
The Krassensteins are like body builder twins who were always the top replies to Trump. It was never good, just "Mr Trump sir you're a treasonous Drumpf"
Then they wrote a children's book where Robert Mueller is like a superhero or something
Weapons of 
!Not sure about Beattie, the Krassensteins were epic tweetback guys in the early Trump administration. Think they got in some sort of economic/legal trouble but I don’t remember exactly.
Omg. Fuck the Krabbensteins.
The last “debate” they were on, they were arguing to Alex Jones that they in fact knew “good globalists”
Dog, they don’t mean “globalists” they mean “Jews”
Didn't they come get in arguments with people on the old sub?
yep they got absolutely trashed too
Jones is on a full bore media blitz to get viewers before he gets banned again
Never been so glad to have grass-touching plans that night
I'm gonna touch grass so hard it'll violate the Pauli exclusion principle
i'd watch clips of deranged alex jones but thats about it
Who are these people?
Half of them look like they just shit their pants
Wtf
I'm gonna go ahead and listen to Dan and JorDan burning up brain cells listening to it for me.
The Krassensteins set off my "These guys are grifters" sense
remember when one of the Krassenstein brothers did an ama or whatever on our old sub after being banned from Twitter?